Remember. Smile. [Hunter x Hunter FF]

Bonus

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Kosai: The results are in, I'm afraid you have updog...

Gon: What's updog?

Kosai: Killu-kun! Get in here, I told you I could do it!

Kurapika: If I see a spider, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.

Kurapika: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.

Kosai: You're jealous.

Nef: Jealous?

Kosai: That's why you were being so negative about this.

Nef: That's absurd. I'm always negative.

Killua: You'd be stupid to lay a hand on me.

Kosai: Oh, you'd be surprised how much stupid shit I do.

Kosai: Just think 'bout this! I'm your smartest friend.

Kosai: No, that's Kura-kun... I'm your nicest friend.

Kosai: No, Gon-kun... I'm your friend!

Killua: No, you're not.

Teacher: Your child was in a fight.

Gon: Oh no, that's terrible!

Kosai: Did they win?

Kosai: I love disasters.

Nef and Killua: Self love is a healthy thing.

Kurapika: Do you guys ever... wonder about things?

Leorio, Gon, Kosai and Killua, in unison: No.

Kosai: Guys, I think we should split up. We'll cover more ground that way.

Nef: Good idea.

[Kosai leaves]

Nef, to Killua: Kosai is full of terrible ideas. Let's not split up.

Leorio, learning about the history of democracy: Well, my first rule would be that no one can veto my rules.

Kurapika: Well, that's called "tyranny", and it's generally frowned upon.

Killua: KOSAI!!!!

[somewhere else]:

Leorio, terrified: What was that?!

Kurapika: That was the call of someone who is very pissed and on a mission to fuck someone up.

Kosai: There's somethin' stupid goin' on inside my head.

Killua: It's called a thought.

Kosai: It's nice ta' be wanted, y'know?

Nef: Not by the law!

Kosai: Alright, so you and Gon-kun are married.

Killua: We are not married.

Gon: Relax, it's just pretend.

Killua: I don't want to pretend.

Kosai: Scared that you'll like it?

Killua: No, I'm scared of you.

Zushi: Are they always like this?

Nef: (nods)

Gon: Kosai, we made a cake for your birthday-

Killua: -But we ate it.

Kosai: And what would you do if I got kidnapped?

Nef: Wait 30 minutes until they give you up voluntarily.

Kosai: Kiss, Marry, Kill: Me, Gon-kun, Hiso-kun

Killua: ...

Killua: No.

Poor Killua, there's no right choice for him...if he chooses to marry or kiss Gon, Kosai's gonna hold it against him for the rest of his life.

Kosai: Killu-kun, we tried things your way.

Killua: No, we didn't.

Kosai: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

Gon:  Which way did they go?

Kosai: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left.

Gon:  You could really figure it out from that?

Killua: No, you idiot, Nef probably told her.

Kosai: I wasn't hurt that badly. Leorio said all my bleeding was internal. 

Kurapika:...

Kosai: That's where the blood's s'posed to be.

Killua: That is not where the blood is supposed to be.

Kosai: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

Nef: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.

Kosai: We could attack them with hummus.

Nef: I stand corrected.

Kosai: Just keeping things in perspective.

I tried to make a Hisoka one—but I failed.

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Just to clear things up, Kosai knows about useless things like her facts and words, but not what a television is. 

This is because she just doesn't find it interesting. The things she find interesting are the things that no one else pays attention to, because what's the point of knowing stuff everyone around you already knows about. You can just ask them about it anytime you want.

So basically, she likes knowing about useless things, because no ones else knows about it.