FOUL MOUTHED HALF BROTHER (Yaoi)(Complete)

Illegal Hobby

Tyrone smiles.
"I also think the same. My Uncle is not unlucky. He is handsome, smart and he is very kind. But his body is weak and he is always sick. On top of that he was labelled by mean people in our family as unlucky and the other people don't want to visit uncle for fear." Tyrone clenched his fist.

Kei glares at him.
"Acting lovey dovey when We are talking about serious stuff."

Tyrone flinched.
"What lovey-dovey?!"

"Isn't he your first love?"
Kei chewed another shrimp meat.
His eyes are squinting in delight.

"Kei, you pay for the meal." Tyrone angrily pouts.

Kei scowls.
"It doesn't taste good."

Tyrone grins.
"Idiot."

"I am serious!"
Kei said.
"I feel like I will vomit this shrimp."

Tyrone clicks his tongue.
"You just refuse to pay!" He said, then laughs aloud.
Good thing they are in a private room or he would be slander for having no manners at all.

Kei looks at him.
"Actually I thought your family are vampires."

"Yeah. You even ask if they sleep in coffins." Tyrone grins

Kei looks at his food.
"A sickly handsome…..vampire…."

"No. We are not vampires."
Tyrone wryly smiles.

"Your Uncle must be really hot."
Kei's eyes open wide.

Tyrone laughs again.
"Like I said, we are not vampires!"

"Are you discriminating against Vampires? There are no ugly vampires you know. Even if they are, their posture and attitude are always described as elegant. On top of that, they are rich!"

Tyrone lips twitch.
"You convince me, maybe we are vampires."

Kei nods.
"My blood is delicious so only 1 million per liter."

"Do you want to die? Selling blood PER LITER?! Wait,that is not the point. I told you we are not vampires!"

Kei laughs.
"Call me if you need it."

Tyrone helplessly sighs.
"You are always making fun of me."

"Isn't it because I like you?"
Kei tilts his head.

Tyrone blushes.
"Really?"

Kei scowls at him.
"I sense judgement in your part."

"What judgement? I am just happ----- You are making fun on me again!"

Kei laughs.
"Cause I like you."

Tyrone covers his face with his palms.
"Whatever."
His ears are all red.

Kei continues eating without care.
Then he paused and stared at Tyrone.
"Tyrone,"

"Yeah?" Tyrone calms down by now.

"I want more."

Tyrone lips twitch.
"Then order another one."

Kei looks troubled.

Tyrone sighs.
"Fine. My treat."

Kei presses the bell to call the waitress without a second hesitation.

Tyrone chuckles.
"Freeloader!"

"That's why I like you as a friend. A friend with a fat wallet is the ideal friend and lover."

Kei is happily looking at the menu that is why he didn't see Tyrone blushing even more.

"Idiot. What lover, we are both guys!"

Kei stares at him.
"Do you like business?"

"Business, what business?"

"Perfume."

"Not really."

Kei shakes his head.
"Then I don't like you as a partner."

"You are dumping me again?" Tyrone laughs.

Kei nods.
"If I will marry a man, I'll marry someone who will take over that company and will just let me be lazy all day."

"Kei, you are a man yourself."

Kei sighs.
"My boobs are just shy. They'll grow up someday."

Tyrone laughs to tears.
"You are that against inheriting it you decided to become a girl? You are impossible!"

Kei snorts.
"Don't be jealous."

"Who dares?" Tyrone happily turns off the voice recorder.
"My Uncle would love this."

The smile in Kei's disappears.
He looks weirdly at Tyrone.
"You seriously have illegal hobbies."

Tyrone smiles.
"Kei is my hobby!"

"Get out of here Stalker!"

A/N:

Let's cook breakfast