Ok so I have this "pal" on WP and we had this chat, and I haven't really looked at it I a while, ya know? So I read it today, and I realized how seriously messed up we both are. so Imma post it here:

Me: hi

Her: heyy

Me: hello

Her: sup?

Me: Y U KEEP CHANGING USRNME
Me: Grrrrrr
Me: K anyway
Me: Sup

Her: I know, and nm

Me: hey
Me: I finished watching Sherlock
Me: HOW IS BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH HOT?!?!?!?!
Me: HE IS ANYTHING BUT!!!
Me: oh and btw I ship johnlock
Me: lol
Me: Johnlock. NOT sherlolly
Me: hai

Her: JOHNLOCK FOREVER
Her: benedict cumberbatch is the king of cheekbones HOW IS HE NOT ATTRACTIVE TO YOU?!
Her: anywhore johnlock is love, johnlock is life

Me: HE'S NOT HOT
Me: well, maybe to john, BUT ME NO LIKEY
Me: Sth funny I found on intrnt
Benedict cumberbatch: (and this is an actual quote) "sherlock is dangerous and an absolute bastard."
Tumblr: Sherlock is a sad gay baby

Her: haha, http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=59066893 you have to aggree he looks soooo fugging adorable in this pic

Me: fine. maybe. a teeny tiny little bit. to John.
Me: can u believe the end of season three? ERMAGERD DEY RUINED IT!!! I thought sherly was going to confess his everlasting love to john
Me: Sherlock is a girls name
PAH NO WONDER YOUR MOTHER NAMED YOU IT YOU LITTLE BITCH but then again I know why he did it. He wanted to have at least one Sherlock Watson in the world
Me: to make things right

Her: Ermahgerd MOFFAT YOU KILLED THE FANDOM AGAIN GOD DAMMIT. & if you haven't already, you should start watching elementary

Me: I will
Me: just put on the first episode

Her: good, and holy shit that shows intense

Me: hehehe can't wait
Me: dude woah he just memorized a scene from a movie
Me: btw one question: is Sherly gonna fall in love with that girl?

Her: I'm only almost done the first season, but I think he is

Me: YYYAAAAYYYY

Her: her name is JOAN Watson
Her: like a female

Me: Ok I get the difference

Her: AND it's even more amazing because Lucy Liu plays her and Lucy Liu is like queeeeeen
Her: watch. it. now. pls.

Me: I'm watching it already
Me: Y DUZ HE HAV A TATOO
Me: Grrrr

Her: bc he's cool

Me: oh jeez

Her: you'll see we're he gets his tattoos later

Me: lots of blood

Her: yeah
Her: that's murder for you

Me: boy oh boy

Her: lol continue watching

Me: ok he's looking at Joan's boobs a lot. Is he goin to tell her her bra size?

Her: lol maybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Me: btw
New book I started
Fundamental
READ IT
Plzz...

Her: Kay, I'll check it out

Me: tanx

Her: who wrote it?

Me: me
Me: -_-

Her: oh and I think you'll like paper towns by John green (the guy who wrote TFIOS)

Me: Kk
Me: I'll find it

Her: sorry, I thought you meant started reading

Me: I guessed
Me: lol

Her: lol

Me: I love his reaction
Me: she knows the name, tells him, he tries to be all smart and calls nypd, they already know the name
Me: his face doe
Me: he's hurt because he's the last to know

Her: ikr

Me: lol

Update Fri Jan 23: the conversation thingy has continued, so here's the latest bit of it:

Her: what episode of elementary are you on?
Her: BRUH

Me: HIIIII
Me: SUPPP
Me: AHAHAHAHA
Me: I'm insane
Me: excuse me, I'll just go check into a mental institute now
Me: And I was shaking at the kneeees
Me: Could I come again pleeeeeaaasse
Me: oh the ladies were too kiiiind
you've been -- THUNDERSTRUCK
Me: THUNDERSTRUCK
Me: YEAH YEAH YEAH THINDERSTRUCK

Her: THANKS FOR MESSAGING ME LYRICS

Me: Lol
Me: I can send you entire lyrics if you want
Me: name the song
Me: Actually, don't, I need to work on my French thing

Her: I just googled thugs and typed en in Frenchie

Me: That's exactly what I'm doing right now but I'm literally less than half done and it's due tomorrow
Me: Btw, do u know what song deans ringtone is? I keep trying to find it to listen and memorize, but I dunno where to start

Her: lemme check
Her: okay so
Her: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhSyvEU2zc
Her: hold your home button and say "Siri, what song is this?" and play that vid
Her: and let me know the name

Me: Lol ur assuming I have siri
Me: My phone is not that advanced
Me: Hehe oops

Her: oh ye iphone 4
Her: I get my 5 back in 8 days
Her: ipod 5 that is
Her: WE MUST WAIT

Me: awe
Me: muffin

Her: bruh
Her: you better not be reffering to my chapter thingy
Her: I spelt that wrong
Her: but who gives a fuck
Her: SEASON FIVE

Me: the grammar nazis do

Her: but I'm kinda a grammar nazi
Her: am I not permitted to rebel? ):

Me: TEAM FREEDOM

Her: WE HAVE TO START A CLUB FOR FREEDOM OF GRAMMAR NAZIS
Her: FUCK THIS
Her: FUCK THAT
Her: FUCK THAT TOO
Her: FUCK THIS THING IN PARTICULAR
Her: AND NOW I MUST SLEEP GOODNIGHT

Me: goodnight little rebel
Me: Cas will be proud of you
Me: Following in his footsteps so well
Me: Hehehe

Her: I WAS REALLY PISSED BUT I'M RLLY HAPPY NOW THANKYOUSOMUCH

Me: no prob

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