Ok so I have this "pal" on WP and we had this chat, and I haven't really looked at it I a while, ya know? So I read it today, and I realized how seriously messed up we both are. so Imma post it here:
Me: hi
Her: heyy
Me: hello
Her: sup?
Me: Y U KEEP CHANGING USRNME
Me: Grrrrrr
Me: K anyway
Me: Sup
Her: I know, and nm
Me: hey
Me: I finished watching Sherlock
Me: HOW IS BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH HOT?!?!?!?!
Me: HE IS ANYTHING BUT!!!
Me: oh and btw I ship johnlock
Me: lol
Me: Johnlock. NOT sherlolly
Me: hai
Her: JOHNLOCK FOREVER
Her: benedict cumberbatch is the king of cheekbones HOW IS HE NOT ATTRACTIVE TO YOU?!
Her: anywhore johnlock is love, johnlock is life
Me: HE'S NOT HOT
Me: well, maybe to john, BUT ME NO LIKEY
Me: Sth funny I found on intrnt
Benedict cumberbatch: (and this is an actual quote) "sherlock is dangerous and an absolute bastard."
Tumblr: Sherlock is a sad gay baby
Her: haha, http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=59066893 you have to aggree he looks soooo fugging adorable in this pic
Me: fine. maybe. a teeny tiny little bit. to John.
Me: can u believe the end of season three? ERMAGERD DEY RUINED IT!!! I thought sherly was going to confess his everlasting love to john
Me: Sherlock is a girls name
PAH NO WONDER YOUR MOTHER NAMED YOU IT YOU LITTLE BITCH but then again I know why he did it. He wanted to have at least one Sherlock Watson in the world
Me: to make things right
Her: Ermahgerd MOFFAT YOU KILLED THE FANDOM AGAIN GOD DAMMIT. & if you haven't already, you should start watching elementary
Me: I will
Me: just put on the first episode
Her: good, and holy shit that shows intense
Me: hehehe can't wait
Me: dude woah he just memorized a scene from a movie
Me: btw one question: is Sherly gonna fall in love with that girl?
Her: I'm only almost done the first season, but I think he is
Me: YYYAAAAYYYY
Her: her name is JOAN Watson
Her: like a female
Me: Ok I get the difference
Her: AND it's even more amazing because Lucy Liu plays her and Lucy Liu is like queeeeeen
Her: watch. it. now. pls.
Me: I'm watching it already
Me: Y DUZ HE HAV A TATOO
Me: Grrrr
Her: bc he's cool
Me: oh jeez
Her: you'll see we're he gets his tattoos later
Me: lots of blood
Her: yeah
Her: that's murder for you
Me: boy oh boy
Her: lol continue watching
Me: ok he's looking at Joan's boobs a lot. Is he goin to tell her her bra size?
Her: lol maybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Me: btw
New book I started
Fundamental
READ IT
Plzz...
Her: Kay, I'll check it out
Me: tanx
Her: who wrote it?
Me: me
Me: -_-
Her: oh and I think you'll like paper towns by John green (the guy who wrote TFIOS)
Me: Kk
Me: I'll find it
Her: sorry, I thought you meant started reading
Me: I guessed
Me: lol
Her: lol
Me: I love his reaction
Me: she knows the name, tells him, he tries to be all smart and calls nypd, they already know the name
Me: his face doe
Me: he's hurt because he's the last to know
Her: ikr
Me: lol
Update Fri Jan 23: the conversation thingy has continued, so here's the latest bit of it:
Her: what episode of elementary are you on?
Her: BRUH
Me: HIIIII
Me: SUPPP
Me: AHAHAHAHA
Me: I'm insane
Me: excuse me, I'll just go check into a mental institute now
Me: And I was shaking at the kneeees
Me: Could I come again pleeeeeaaasse
Me: oh the ladies were too kiiiind
you've been -- THUNDERSTRUCK
Me: THUNDERSTRUCK
Me: YEAH YEAH YEAH THINDERSTRUCK
Her: THANKS FOR MESSAGING ME LYRICS
Me: Lol
Me: I can send you entire lyrics if you want
Me: name the song
Me: Actually, don't, I need to work on my French thing
Her: I just googled thugs and typed en in Frenchie
Me: That's exactly what I'm doing right now but I'm literally less than half done and it's due tomorrow
Me: Btw, do u know what song deans ringtone is? I keep trying to find it to listen and memorize, but I dunno where to start
Her: lemme check
Her: okay so
Her: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhSyvEU2zc
Her: hold your home button and say "Siri, what song is this?" and play that vid
Her: and let me know the name
Me: Lol ur assuming I have siri
Me: My phone is not that advanced
Me: Hehe oops
Her: oh ye iphone 4
Her: I get my 5 back in 8 days
Her: ipod 5 that is
Her: WE MUST WAIT
Me: awe
Me: muffin
Her: bruh
Her: you better not be reffering to my chapter thingy
Her: I spelt that wrong
Her: but who gives a fuck
Her: SEASON FIVE
Me: the grammar nazis do
Her: but I'm kinda a grammar nazi
Her: am I not permitted to rebel? ):
Me: TEAM FREEDOM
Her: WE HAVE TO START A CLUB FOR FREEDOM OF GRAMMAR NAZIS
Her: FUCK THIS
Her: FUCK THAT
Her: FUCK THAT TOO
Her: FUCK THIS THING IN PARTICULAR
Her: AND NOW I MUST SLEEP GOODNIGHT
Me: goodnight little rebel
Me: Cas will be proud of you
Me: Following in his footsteps so well
Me: Hehehe
Her: I WAS REALLY PISSED BUT I'M RLLY HAPPY NOW THANKYOUSOMUCH
Me: no prob
YOU ARE READING
THIS IS ME
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