I LITERALLY ALMOST SUFFOCATED BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING AT THIS PIC SO FUCKING HARD. SERIOUSLY. FIVE FUCKING MINUTES STRAIGHT, MAN. I LAUGHED FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES STRAIGHT. IF I DIE, HERE IS A LIST OF WHO HAS KILLED ME, BASED ON HOW I DIE:

IF I DIE OF: FANGURLING

THEN IT WAS: EITHER DESTIEL OR JOHNLOCK. BRING THEM BOTH IN FOR QUESTIONING.

IF I DIE OF: EXTREME DEHYDRATION

THEN IT WAS: CRYING OVER THE DEATH OF A CHARACTER IN EITHER DW, SHERLOCK, OR SPN. BRING ALL 3 IN FOR QUESTIONING.

IF I DIE OF: BASHING MYSELF AGAINST WALLS/CIELING IN INSANITY:

THEN IT WAS: I MET AN ACTOR I ADORE. THE FULL LIST WILL BE PUT UP SHORTLY.

IF I DIE OF: BASHING MY HEAD AGAINST WALLS/TABLE IN ANGST

THEN IT WAS: MARK GATISS/ STEVEN MOFFAT. ARREST THEM BOTH.

IF I DIE OF: MY THROAT EXPLODING

THEN IT WAS: MY SHIP BECAME CANON. AGAIN, QUESTION JOHNLOCK AND DESTIEL.

IF I DIE OF: SERIOULSY WIERD SHIT HAPPENING OUT OF NOWHERE

THEN IT WAS: A WITCH. LOOK FOR A HEX BAG. OR A COIN.

IF I DIE OF: BEING IMPALED ON A CHRISTMAS STAR (I'm running out of ideas)

THEN IT WAS: THE PAGAN GODS. SORRY, YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING.

IF I DIE OF: MY FINGERS SMASHED UP AND JUST GAVE UP ON LIFE

THEN IT WAS: AGAIN, EITHER JOHNLOCK OR DESTIEL. ONE OF THEIR SHOWS ENDED WITHOUT THEM BEING CANON.

IF I DIE OF: STRANGULATION FOR NO APPARENT REASON

THEN IT WAS: TUMBLR AND THE PIC ON THE SIDE/TOP/HERE:

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