Jus when I thawt averaythang was goin fahn, das wen me becamez unloki. Ugh. I was appy, I was swal, lahf wus goin gret, and den I git a secrat sante das frucking away until lahk a dai before Fucking Christmas haladai!!!!!!!!! Wuuuuuurrrrghhghghghghhghuhuhuhuhuhuhu eheu eheu eheu eheu eheu eheu eheu eheu eheu eheu wwwwhhhhhhaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh eh eheu eheu eh eheu eheu eh eheu eheu eh eheu eheu

Ya reson I'm crien is cus I hev a whol ting workd owt dat I leave lidl hints, clus, charms, notes, ryms, etc and now all I get to do is get er da gif. I WAS ROBBED OF MA FUHN IZ NAHT FAYA eheu eheu eheu eheu eheu

And den, as if DAT wasn nuff, I gaw hom fo  lunch, and ma MUM, who's supposed to be supportive and comfort a grl when she's cryin stahts CRITISAHZEN meh, and DAT onleh mekes meh crah hahda.

An DEN, afta ALL DAT, I twist ma ankal on ma way back. Stupid universe. Stupid stick that tripped meh. Stupid lahf.

Dahctahgarl awt.

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