*Martin F standing off to the side, talking to/kissing his [choke]*wife*

*Benedict C looking over his script

Me: *walks silently up to Ben* Benny.

Ben: *jumps*

Me: *watching the non freebatch horror show* How can you just stand by and let this happen?

Ben: What?

Me: *gestures to the hobbit* Well, look. Your boyfriend's slipping through your damn fingers, Benny.

Ben: *choke* *blush* he's not my-

Me: Through your fingers, dammit!

Ben: he's not-

Me: Your fingers! *runs away*

d0ct0rgrl out

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