watching the avengers
just watched Thor
Alice, don't. Just don't.
But I Now Know Why Everyone Loves Loki
He's so keeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwllllllllllllllllllllluuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhh
AND SHIT TONY STARK LIKES AC/DC AND UUUUGGGGHHHH THERE'S ALWAYS AN ACDC SONG IN THE IRON MANS
THE FIRST IRON MAN STARTS WITH BACK IN BLACK
THE SECOND STARTS WITH SHOOT TO THRILL
"Where is the tesseract"
"haha, I missed you too"
"You consider yourself above them?"
*moment of thinking*"Well yes"
HE'S SO SSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYY
"You listen well brother-"
*Iron man flies him off*
"Do not touch me again" aka "no touchy" lol e.n.g.
"Doth mother know you weareth her drapes"
*stark and thor start fighting*
Loki: I'll get the popcorn
"put that hammer down"
"Uh yeah no, bad call, he loves his hamme-" *Thor smacks him with hammer*
UGH AND FURY IS SASSY TOO
"well let me know if 'real power' wants a magazine or something"
"He's my brother"
"He killed 80 people in two days"
"Finally, someone speaks english"
Cap: the stark tower? that big ugly
Stark: *dirty look*
Cap: building in New York?
the people under Loki's control have such pretty eyes omg
Like hawkeye has this beautiful impossible shade of blue
and dr. Banner is just the most incredible green
Loki: *tricks Thor to get out of the cell thing*
Loki: are you ever not going to fall for that?
AVENGERS: phil dies, but not really
THOR: Loki dies, but not really
"Big and green and buck-ass nude"
"Are you an alien?"
"Well then, son, you've got a condition"
Loki: diva. (according to stark)
THAT AWESOME FLYING THINGY THAT FOLLOWS STARK OUT THE WINDOW AND PUT ITSELF ON HIM OMGGGGGGGGG
ROBO-JARVIS IS AMAZING
AND LOKI AND THOR ARE FIGHTING AGAIN
IT'S LIKE EVERY TIME THEY MEET "OKAY I'VE GOT MY GLOWSTICK OF DESTINY AND YOU'VE GOT YOUR HAMMER LET'S TRY TO KILL EACH OTHER NOW
"are you seeing this?"
"Seeing... still working on believing"
Thor: we can work this out together
Loki: Sentiment *stabs him* *takes out umbrella* *changes into suit* *sips tea* oh btw my name is Mycroft now
Steve: I need bla bla bla buildings bla bla bla subways bla bla bla perimeter
cop: Why should we listen to you
Steve: *casually beats the crap out of an alien*
Cop: *into walkie talkie* I need bla bla bla buildings bla bla bla subways bla bla bla perimeter
Banner: *rides in* hi sorry I'm late I brought lattes what'd I miss
Stark: I'm bringing the party to you *leads monster to them*
Natasha: I don't see how that's a party
Cap: bla bla bla bla bla bla... and hulk
"well thor's taking down a squadron on 6th"
"...and he didn't invite me."
"the council has reached a decision"
"I recognise that the council has made a decision. But since it is a stupid ass decision, I have chosen to ignore it"
and then there's Loki
with a muzzle
"Is this really necessary"
although it'd probably come out sounding more like
"mm ffmmh mmummi mnmnumnr"
and then after the war is done there's just these idiots eating shawarma
and now I am going to watch iron man 3
d0ct0rgrl probably not out, but just going to say it for the sake of tradition