Don't push Bucky down the stairs

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"Some people are like slinkies."
Sam said one morning, downing the last of his coffee.

"Explain."
Steve sighed.

"They're completely useless, but still make you smile when you push them down the stairs."

"Please don't push Bucky down the stairs."
Steve said after 30 seconds of silence.

"You can't stop me bitch."
Sam said and ran away.

A minute later you could hear a scream and a shout of: "I'M GONNA KILL YOU WILSON!"

Steve sighed.





Hehe (: I unpublished the alternate ending to Endgame to make some changes and it'll be up in like half an hour or something (:

—Penguin🐧

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