Avengers One Shots (COMPLETED)

The police can be alright sometimes

So this is my 99th post so of course I'm gonna have the Nine Nine in it and this time it'll be most of them! I love them all. There is slight season 5 and 6 spoilers but not a lot.

"Guess who just caught their 99th perp this year? Uh this guy did!"
Jacob Peralta, also known as Jake, shouted to the squad.

"Well done Jacob, I will be waiting for the paperwork on my desk."
Captain Raymond Holt said, standing just outside his office.

"You got it da-daptain!"
Jake shouted, putting the perp into holding.

Just then, a window was shattered and this time it wasn't Hitchcock and Scully. It was Spider-Man who was fighting a criminal.

"Oh my god! This is the best day ever!"
Jake shouted.

"Really Jake? You're married and you have a heavily pregnant wife!"
Terrence Jeffords, also known as Terry, shouted. (I have not seen season 7 yet, I only finished season 6 yesterday and it's not on Netflix yet.)

"I mean what I said Loot!"

"What about meeting me? I thought I was your best friend!"
Charles Boyle, also known as Boyle, shouted.

"Just ignore Jake. We should probably help Spidey!"
Rosa shouted, taking a knife out of her desk. (It's the fancy one)

"I'm fine! Just get out of here! And don't worry, I'll pay for the damages!"
Spidey shouted.

Spider-Man webbed the bad guy up and let out a big sigh.

"Thank you Spider-Man. We shall take him off of your hands."
Captain Holt said, signalling for a few of the uniformed officers to grab the guy.

"Make sure he doesn't escape. That's the third time I've had to capture him."

"Don't worry, I shall make sure he doesn't escape."

"Good. Hey aunt 'Tasha."

"Hey kid. Tony, you owe me fifty bucks."
Natasha said into her comm.

"Wait, did you guys bet on how long it'll take for me to notice you?"

"Yeah, I said you'll notice me in the first 30 minutes and Tony said that you won't notice me."

"That's a bit weird, usually Mr Stark would vote for the other thing."

Natasha just shrugged.

"Cool knife detective."
Natasha said to Rosa.

"Thanks. Got it a few years ago."
Rosa said, trying not to freak out.

"Come on. Tony'll freak if you don't get back soon."
Natasha left out of the broken window.

"Ok. Thanks guys!"
Peter waved to the squad and left through the broken window.

"Oh my god! The Black Widow said that my knife was cool!"
Rosa shouted.

"I know! Oh this is the best day ever! Wait till I tell Ames!"

Peter smirked to himself. Sometimes, having super hearing is alright.

Hi, did you enjoy it? I never thought I would get 50 one shots, let alone 99! And I've got four drafts so that means I've got 103 one shots!

—Penguin🐧