Haha. Sleep? Who that I don't need it. 🙃
Sleep is for the weak fuckers!
Peter had to get bloods taken. He didn't mind getting his blood taken but it was the tool used to take his blood that he didn't like.
"Peter, can you come down here please."
Tony tried to coax him down gently.
Down from where? You might ask. The motherfucking ceiling in the tallest motherfucking room in the motherfucking tower.
"nO! iT's JuSt A sMaLl ThIn MeTaL tUbE gEtTiNg StAbBeD iNtO yOuR aRm AnD sTeAlInG yOuR bLoOd!!"
Peter screeched. (It is. I had to get bloods taken and it is literally a small thin metal tube getting stabbed into your arm and stealing your blood. Everyone thought I was mad. I probably am🙃)
"Peter, please come down. You wouldn't even feel it. Bruce promises."
"Wait, Bruce Banner is taking my bloods? THE BRUCE BANNER?!!!!!"
"Yeah. Now please come down."
"Ok."
Sleep is for the weak. I only need tea and sugar. I think I'm high on sugar and tea somehow. Please send help.
—Penguin🐧🙃
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