Disclaimer: The song Hakuna Matata belongs to Disney. This is just a parody I made of it to fit into the world of Harry Potter.
~Draco Malfoy - Simba
Quirrel - Pumba
Voldemort - Timon
Quirrel and Voldemort together
All ~
Avada Kedavra! What a wonderful phrase!
Avada Kedavra! It ain't no passing craze!
It means no muggles, for the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy
Avada Kedavra
Avada Kedavra?
Yeah, it's our motto
What's a motto?
Nothin', look it up yourself!
Good.
Those two words will solve all your problems
Yes, take Quirrel, here
Why, when he was a young wizard
When I was a young wizard
Yes we know get on with it
It's an emotional story
He found himself lacking friends
He would read a lot about the world's end
I'm a sensitive soul, just like I seemed
And it hurt that no one ever cared, even if I screamed
I was always there for you, and I resent that
And, oh, the shame!
Yes, he was ashamed
I thought of changin' my name!
I mean, I did.
And I felt really friendless
Because no one played chess
With me!
Yes, that's enough you can't even rhyme properly
Avada Kedavra! What a wonderful phrase!
Avada Kedavra! Ain't no passing craze!
It means no worries for the rest of your days
(Yeah, sing it, kid)
It's our problem-free philosophy
Avada Kedavra!
YOU ARE READING
Hogwarts & Beyond ~ Wolfstar & Jily
FanfictionMarauders oneshots and headcannons. A fun book of all of the mischief the Marauders get themselves into, and how they get out. Or don't, and get detention :) Will include Wolfstar and Jily, my OTPS I update every other Friday, and I can try taking...
