imnotshort DUDES
sugadaddy yes daddi
imnotshort uhm
imnotshort we may have to go into self isolation
jinjabread jimin is right.
peterfile wait why
jinjabread corona virus you twat how stupid are you?
peterfile god sorry mr attitude.
jinjabread kim namjoon DONT argue with me
peterfile sorry abusive mother
jinjabread I-
dimwitkorean BRUV HAVE U GUYS SEEN THE SHOPPING CENTRES?! THERE IS LIKE NO TOILET PAPER AT ALL!?
jungcockiness why toilet paper tho lol, why not fucking food that's more important then some paper u wipe ur ass with.
Horseface gonna pretend u didn't say that
jungcockiness im not appreciated 💔
dimwitkorean wait so when do we start self isolation then?
jinjabread right now.
dimwitkorean wair what im not ready!?
jinjabread tough shit
Sugadaddy can we still get food, that's all I care about
jinjabread we are allowed to go shopping for necesssry things but that's it.
Sugadaddy woo ok cool isolation will be fun.
peterfile not when theres 7 annoying as men in the house.
Sugadaddy didn't think that through.
Sugadaddy jimin and i will just cuddle up in our rooms together right?
imnotshort yeah um ofc.
Horseface that didn't sound convincing, jimin catching out of a case?
imnotshort where did u get that false information?
Horseface u stuttered.
jinjabread guys stfu.
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Day one of isolation:
"CANT TAKE BIG-"
"no" jungkook said as he interrupted taes singing.
"can u do something else other than singing ur voice is horrifying." jungkook said with annoyance.
"can u do something else other than being an annoying prick it's hurtful." Tae snapped back.
"it's only day one of isolation and we are already going insane!" jimin said as he sat in the corner of the living room with a blanket wrapped around him.
"hi" yoongi yawned as he sat next to jimin wrapping his arm around him. "did u seriously just wake up it's 1pm." jimin blushed.
yoongi nodded and snuggled up to jimin.
"EW" jungkook said as he faked a cough.
"shut up ur lonely." yoongi snapped.
"guys honestly just stop." jin sighed.
"yall moody asf what will make u happy?!" jin said.
"mcdonalds." namjoon said excitedly.
"chipotle!!" hoseok said.
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♡𝐛𝐭𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭 || 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐟𝐢𝐜♡
Fanfiction"I work at a day care" "I thought you hated kids" "at least I don't have a creepy obsession with kids" Lmao this book isn't meant to offend anyone, it is just for comedy and funny purposes to cheer u up or to make u laugh. Enjoy.
