"I work at a day care" "I thought you hated kids" "at least I don't have a creepy obsession with kids"
Lmao this book isn't meant to offend anyone, it is just for comedy and funny purposes to cheer u up or to make u laugh. Enjoy.
a/n if this chapter isn't funny I'm very sorry, I have been feeling depressed lately lol. 😔
All names have been updated
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT whoever changed my name to this can go step on burning hot coal
Lazydipshit i like my name
Namtitties ffs, my name is embarrassing.
Junglemyballs not as embarrassing as mine.
TaehyungstagenameisVforVagina WTF IS MINE!?
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT HAHAHAHAHAHA
myfaceisfugly KIDS MY NAME IS DISGUSTANG!
Junglemyballs Cher Lloyd
TaehyungstagenameisVforVagina has changed their name to Yeetusfetusdeletus
Yeetusfetusdeletus that's better
Junglemyballs gay shit.
Yeetusfetusdeletus like your name.
Junglemyballs I-
toesrgudd69 wtf. is. my. name.
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT your. name. is. facts. you. stupid. gay. asshole.
toesrgudd69 die in a hole.
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT nah I'm good, I'm not dying this young and handsome looking.
toesrgudd69 but ur not handsome you look like a blob fish.
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT whats that.
toesrgudd69 this.
toesrgudd69
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YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCKING FUCK IS THAT SHIT?
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT THAT LOOKS LIKE MY SNOT.
Junglemyballs that's lovely.
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT ACTUALLY NO THAT LOOKS LIKE TAE SINCE HES SOMEWHAT 'aLieN' LIKE THAT IS DODOWOWOODFIEOWWPPDE
Namtitties calm your tits.
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT I have no titties unlike you.
Namtitties no there man titties..
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT nah fam they drop down to your flat ass.
Namtitties suck a dick.
Yeetusfetusdeletus SUCK MINE.
Yeetusfetusdeletus omg.
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT your so desperate it's killing me slowly.
Lazydipshit good.
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT YOONGAY I THOUHT YOU LOVED ME?!
Lazydipshit not after you called me yoonGAY.
myfaceisugly changed their name to PrincessJin
PrincessJin WHO DRANK MY COFFEE? I WAS GONE FOR LIKE TWO MINUTES!
Lazydipshit .....
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT who bets Yoongi did?
Namtitties me
toesrgudd69 *raises hand*
PrincessJin ME MOTHA FUKA.
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT mum istg....
Yeetusfetusdeletus I think Yoongi drank it.
Junglemyballs meeeee.
Lazydipshit I WAS TIRED AND NEEDED ENERGY.
Junglemyballs woah are u ok.
toesrgudd69 yeah u ok? U never want energy.
Lazydipshit I'm fine.... I needed energy to get up and get to work.
Namtitties OMFG.
Yeetusfetusdeletus what....
Namtitties I JUST PISSED IN THE SINK THINKING IT WAS THE TOILET.
Lazydipshit why am I not surprised.
Namtitties IM IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM.
Namtitties THE SINK IS STAINED WITH YELLOW.
Junglemyballs ew. tmi.
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT Namjoon and his clumsy ass istg.
Namtitties SHUT UP!
toesrgudd69 I'm gonna vomit.
Yeetusfetusdeletus wtf is going on.
Junglemyballs Namjoon pissed in the sink thinking it was a toilet.
Yeetusfetusdeletus wow u really are a blind rat.
Namtitties IM NOT BLIND.
Yeetusfetusdeletus I literally watched you run into the window 3 times this morning and you screaming that there was an invisible wall stopping you from going outside.
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT Oof exposed.
toesrgudd69 lol Joonie u need glasses.
Namtitties NO I DONT!
Namtitties has left the chat
Yeetusfetusdeletus great.
A/n I never know how to end these huehuehue. Sorry this chapter isn't really funny, been feeling down lately and stressed with school, feel like I've fallen behind. 😞
