"I work at a day care" "I thought you hated kids" "at least I don't have a creepy obsession with kids"
Lmao this book isn't meant to offend anyone, it is just for comedy and funny purposes to cheer u up or to make u laugh. Enjoy.
A/n sorry I've been grounded. couldn't publish. heh.
Yeetusfetusdeletus GUYS
Junglemyballs what
Yeetusfetusdeletus THIS IS AN EMERGENCY
Lazydipshit you woke me up from my nap, this better be important.
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT tf is going on?
Yeetusfetusdeletus I FOUND A WEIRD SHAPED BALLOON
EatJin innocent child.
EatJin I know what your talking about.
Nampubes same.
EatJin ofc u do coz we used one last night.
Lazydipshit HOLY SHITEU-
toesrgudd69 exposed lol
toesrgudd69 hEh u guys did 👉🏻👌🏻 last night.
EatJin shoot yourself.
Yeetusfetusdeletus shut up u ugly rats
EatJin say that to my face and the next think you see is my fist in your guts.
Yeetusfetusdeletus ANYWAY, why is this balloon so stretchy? It also has a weird smell.
Yeetusfetusdeletus there's also white paint on it.
EatJin 0-0
EatJin Namjoon.....
Nampubes shit.
EatJin did he find it...
Nampubes I think he did.
Yeetusfetusdeletus found what?
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT you found the condom that Jin and Namjoon used last night and the white stuff is um stuff..
Yeetusfetusdeletus I know what white stuff is.
Yeetusfetusdeletus I'm not dumb.
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT why did u call it white paint.
Yeetusfetusdeletus bc I don't wanna be gross.
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT good point.
Yeetusfetusdeletus what's a condom.
Junglemyballs
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EatJin protection.
Yeetusfetusdeletus protection from what?
EatJin pregnancy.
Yeetusfetusdeletus ohhh.
Yeetusfetusdeletus but men can't get pregnant.
Yeetusfetusdeletus so you didn't have to use it.
EatJin shit.
EatJin why is he right.
EatJin I just lost to an innocent 5 year old boy.
Yeetusfetusdeletus I'm 23
EatJin same thing.
Junglemyballs DKDIDIEIEOE 'same thing' he says yet there's an 18 year difference.
Nampubes I'm more concerned that you just did math.
Junglemyballs wait I was right?
Nampubes yeh unfortunately.
Junglemyballs heh I know meth.
Junglemyballs math*.
Yeetusfetusdeletus ew it tastes gross.
EatJin ........
toesrgudd69 did u just eat the fucking condom.
Yeetusfetusdeletus .
Lazydipshit WTF YOU DISGUSTING WHORE, THATS BEEN ON SOMEONES DICK AND IN SOMEONES ASS! Sorry I don't know who was top so I just put 'someone'
Nampubes I was top! 👌🏻
Junglemyballs tf ur proud of it?
EatJin your exposing us too much.
Nampubes sexual intercourse is a natural thing. It is okay to talk about. It's okay to talk about the parts of the body that is provided to make children.
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT shut up.
Nampubes no u.
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT ur the one who is making things awkward.
Nampubes die.
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT no.
Nampubes ok.
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT bye.
Nampubes pie.
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT ?
Lazydipshit what the fuck.
toesrgudd69 I BAKED U A PIE.
toesrgudd69 OH BOI WHAT FLAVOUR?
toesrgudd69 PIE PIE PIE
toesrgudd69 DAD IM HUNGRY
toesrgudd69 HI HUNGRY IM DAD
toesrgudd69 WHY DID U NAME ME THIS WAY?
toesrgudd69 WHY WHY WHY?
Lazydipshit has left the conversation toesrgudd69 he just can't stan my amazing singing.
