Junglebook holy shit holy shit.
SpilledTae wat.
Junglebook a hot guy walked passed me holy shit.
SpilledTae yeh probs me.
Junglebook no u ugly piece of shit.
Junglebook he WINKED at me!
SpilledTae o.
MochiJimin panicked gay ^^^
Junglebook not like u will ever find a bf Jimin u smol midget.
Sugafreedaddy dw Jimin u have me.
MochiJimin 0.0
Junglebook who's the panicked gay now aye?
Toesuck Jungcock what did he look like? The guy?
Junglebook um he had like strawberry blonde hair.
Glamproon rAngA
Toesuck when tf did u get here.
Glamproon when I fucc ur mum
Toesuck have fun with that.
Junglebook can u like let me finish you wrinkly cane toads.
SpilledTae ....
Worldwidehandsome I THINK I AM LESBIAN.
Worldwidehandsome oh wait oops I didn't mean to send that just now.
Glamproon 🤦🏽♀️
Worldwidehandsome Tamcoon what did I say about you being a man not a fucking woman.
Glamproon 🤦🏻♂️****
Glamproon happy mother?
Worldwidehandsome Namjoon sweetie u can come out of the closet u know I don't mind if your transgender coz when I first met u I thought you were a egg faced woman anyway so.
Glamproon fuck u.
Worldwidehandsome sure.
MochiJimin incest.
SpilledTae wait I thought Namjoon and Jin were together? Now he's Jin's son. Wtf incest much?
MochiJimin u blind rat I just said it was incest.
Junglebook FOR THE SECOND FUCKING TIME LET ME FINISH ISTG.
Toesuck o.o
Junglebook ANYGAY, he had strawberry blonde hair that actually smelt like strawberries so I wanted to fucking eat it and his eyes were so blue he made me horny and want to face fuck his eyes.
Toesuck changed Junglebooks name to HornyCunt
HornyCunt not my fault JIMIN broke up w me.
MochiJimin bruh tHat was like 3 years ago, and it was for two minutes until your annoying ass kept asking me for n00dz.
HornyCunt still u were my first boyfriend :(.
MochiJimin date Tae he likes u.
HornyCunt wot.
SpilledTae. Wat.
HornyCunt nothing.
SpilledTae JIMIN WHY DID U SAY THAT ON THE GC ISTG ILL MURDER U.
MochiJimin *realises u still messaged on the gc*
Sugafreedaddy I'm trying to sleep.
MochiJimin not a surprise.
Glamproon at this moment Tae knew, he fucked up.
SpilledTae um I have another friend called jungkook yeh yeh.
HornyCunt like I'm gonna fucking believe that. Tae do u actually like me?
SpilledTae uh no.
HornyCunt o. Jimin u fucking liAr.
Worldwidehandsome this whole chat makes me want to summon a demon and let them fucking burn me alive.
Sugafreedaddy mood.
Sugafreedaddy Jin I'm w u I want to do the same.
Worldwidehandsome ur now my favourite son.
Sugafreedaddy I thought I was ur least tf.
Worldwidehandsome ur my favourite now.
Sugafreedaddy smh.
Worldwidehandsome holy shit someone give me a tampon I'm bleeding.
Glamproon lmao ok where u bleeding from.
Worldwidehandsome my nose.
Worldwidehandsome I HAD MY PERIOD UGH.
Toesuck so u think girls have nose bleeds as there period.
Worldwidehandsome THEY DO THO! u dumb pieces of shits.
Glamproon
Worldwidehandsome oh.Worldwidehandsome photoshop.
Glamproon 🤦🏽♀️
Worldwidehandsome ur trans.
Junglebook "tHeRes loTs tO leArN aBouT peRioDs"
MochiJimin and I- oop
Worldwidehandsome well I'm gonna sort out my period shit bye losers.
SpilledTae ffs.
a/n um lol.
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