"I work at a day care" "I thought you hated kids" "at least I don't have a creepy obsession with kids"
Lmao this book isn't meant to offend anyone, it is just for comedy and funny purposes to cheer u up or to make u laugh. Enjoy.
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT uh anyway, what are you guys going to dress up as?
Namtitties a stripper.
Junglemyballs lmfao Namjoon.
Junglemyballs I'm gonna dress up as Batman.
Yeetusfetusdeletus gay.
Junglemyballs lol your probs gonna dress up as a gay barbie doll or some shit.
Yeetusfetusdeletus actually I was gonna dress up as a clown.
Junglemyballs a gay clown.
Yeetusfetusdeletus OH SHUT UP.
Lazydipshit I'm dressing up as a rock ok bye.
PrincessJin I'm dressing up as a princess.
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT cool...... um Hoseok what are you dressing up as?
toesrgudd69 a toe nail.
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT .......
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT literally only Jungkook, Tae and I are dressing up as normal characters while the rest of youse are gonna look like mental and homeless idiots.
Junglemyballs Jimin what are you dressing up as.
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT I'm dressing up as a cow.
Junglemyballs that's actually kinda cute.
toesrgudd69 ew.
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT you only say ew because you can't drink milk 😂.
toesrgudd69 cows are just ugly.
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT
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toesrgudd69 damn someone is hormonal
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT no I'm just sick of your bullshit.
toesrgudd69 wow.
Namtitties guysssss, we're all going trick or treating right?
Namtitties press 'f' if you are.
Yeetusfetusdeletus f
PrincessJin f
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT f
Junglemyballs f
toesrgudd69 f
Lazydipshit d
Lazydipshit oops shit.
Namtitties Yoongi you blind rat.
Lazydipshit uh I'm sorry that I woke up from my nap and my eyes are blurry as fuck.
Lazydipshit but yes I'm coming trick or treating.
Namtitties yay Yoongi is coming out of his man cave for once!
Lazydipshit I'm gonna change my mind if you keep saying that.
Namtitties .......
Namtitties lets go shopping for our costumessssss!
Lazydipshit ugh
2 hours later...
toesrgudd69tf I found a dildo.
toesrgudd69 I wanna buy it.
PrincessJin that's not what we're shopping for idiot.
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT I FOUND A COW ONSIE!!
Namtitties send a pic!
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT no I'm still putting it on.
Namtitties that's the point.
Namtitties JUST KIDDING GOD WHY U TAKING IT SO SERIOUSLY.
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT I said jack shit lol.
Namtitties o right.
Yeetusfetusdeletus I have found the perfectttt clown costume guysss. It's like a blue/white onesie with like a frill around the neck bit and it has red buttons and it comes with this shoes. They kinda look like this.
Yeetusfetusdeletus
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Lazydipshit so your trying to look like Jojo the clown?
Junglemyballs omg jojo was the definition of my childhood.
Lazydipshit we didn't ask.
Junglemyballs ANYGAY, I've already got my Batman costume.
PrincessJin wait who else still needs to buy there outfits?
toesrgudd69 nope I've got my toenail outfit ready to go.
Yeetusfetusdeletus omg you found a toenail outfit!?
toesrgudd69 🤡
PrincessJin ok guys we have finished shopping let's get back home.
