PrincessJin is everyone hiding? Jimin is back.
Namtitties yes.
Lazydipshit Namjoon your hiding behind a lamp we can fucking see your dumb ass.
Namtitties o h o h
toesrgudd69 I'm hiding in the cupboard. Well I had to fight Tae for the cupboard.
Yeetusfetusdeletus your stupid fatass can't fit in there anyway.
toesrgudd69 your just jealous you can't eat the snacks like I am.
PrincessJin DON'T EAT THE FUCKING SNACKS THERE FOR THE PARTY YOU STUPID ASS LABRADOR.
Yeetusfetusdeletus karma
toesrgudd69 oh shut up you ugly lookin toenail.
Junglemyballs I'm hiding in the freezer.
PrincessJin ffs is anyone hiding somewhere not food related?
Namtitties hold up, jungkook how did you even fit in the freezer.
Junglemyballs 🤡
Yeetusfetusdeletus OMG HE IS IN THE FREEZER.
PrincessJin FFS EVERYONE HIDE IT ISNT THAT HARD
toesrgudd69 not even hard as namjoons dick?
Namtitties 😒
toesrgudd69 ok I'm hiding in the cupboard.
Junglemyballs I'm in the freezer
PrincessJin I'm under the table.
Lazydipshit ok I'm hiding under the couch.
Namtitties im hiding behind the pillow.
Namtitties wait no I'm now hiding behind the stairs.
Back on the group chat that has Jimin in it bc like yeah
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT I'm home.
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT hello?
PrincessJin HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Yeetusfetusdeletus HAPPY DEATH DAY
Namtitties HAPPT BIRTH- OWWWWW
Lazydipshit NAMJOON YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU RUINED IT
Lazydipshit I mean happy birthday Jimin.
toesrgudd69 happy dildo
toesrgudd69 birthday*
Junglemyballs how did birthday autocorrect to dildo... but happy birthday Jimin. Ew I hate being nice.
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT thanks guys, apart from Namjoon BASHING his head on the stairs as he went to surprise me, you guys did a good job setting up and surprising me!
Namtitties up shut bitch
Yeetusfetusdeletus what?
Namtitties I tried to be cool and say shut up in like 'full bitch mode' y'know?
Junglemyballs try hard.
Lazydipshit I think Namjoon has got brain damage from hitting his head.
toesrgudd69 that means he lost his NERDINESS!
Yeetusfetusdeletus *gasps in korean*
PrincessJin HOE FUCKING SEOK YOU ATE ALL THE SNACKS! YOU FRICKEN DUMBASS I TOLD YOU NOT TO EAT THEM! YOUR BRAIN IS THE SIZE OF A PEA.
toesrgudd69 true lol.
PrincessJin ALL I WANTED WAS TO HAVE A GOOD BIRTHDAY FOR OUR ONLY SHORT PERSON IN THIS HOUSE AND YOU IDIOTIC BRAIN CELLS ACCIDENTALLY CAME INTO THIS WORLD AND RUINED IT.
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT idk if calling me short is good or bad.
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT gUys, you've already done enough for me, like you all set this up for me without me knowing and I'm surprised Hoseok and his loud mouth didn't tell me!
toesrgudd69 ugh is this pick on Hoseok day.
Junglemyballs no it's Jimins birthday.
PrincessJin Jimin your too sweet, we also got you presents.
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT well thanks.
toesrgudd69 my gift was the best.
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT k.
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT LETS EAT AND PARTY DUDES
Lazydipshit shoot me with a machete pls.
Namtitties mood.
Lazydipshit shut up.
a/n hue hue hue
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Fanfiction"I work at a day care" "I thought you hated kids" "at least I don't have a creepy obsession with kids" Lmao this book isn't meant to offend anyone, it is just for comedy and funny purposes to cheer u up or to make u laugh. Enjoy.
