"I work at a day care" "I thought you hated kids" "at least I don't have a creepy obsession with kids"
Lmao this book isn't meant to offend anyone, it is just for comedy and funny purposes to cheer u up or to make u laugh. Enjoy.
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Lazydipshit NONO like there's a twist and I'm scared.
PrincessJin what's wrong?
Lazydipshit I'm in a public bathroom. Well at Taco Bell since I ate like 3 meals so yeah.
Nampubes and?
PrincessJin changed their name to EatJin
EatJin ignore me
Lazydipshit I will in fact.
Lazydipshit ANYGAY
Lazydipshit this creepy man is looking through the gap of the door to my cubicle while I'm taking a shit.
Lazydipshit and I'm scared.
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT KICK HIM IN THE FUCKING BALLS
toesrgudd69 good advice. 11/10
Lazydipshit I can't just get up off the toilet with my pants down and bust the door down and kick him the balls.
EatJin bust down thotianna yeah break that S H I T down.
Lazydipshit .-.
Lazydipshit what do I do.
Junglemyballs die
Lazydipshit you guys are useless.
Lazydipshit I told him to go away but he just laughed in this fucking girly voice.
toesrgudd69 lol I'd just be like..
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Junglemyballs tf why am I in all these memes.
toesrgudd69 coz u are meme quality 👌🏻
Junglemyballs is that a compliment or..
toesrgudd69 no it means your an embarrassment
Lazydipshit GUYS
Lazydipshit he opened the door.
Lazydipshit and he's like doing something weird....
Lazydipshit too disturbing to say.
Nampubes don't just leave us with this suspense u bitch :/
Lazydipshit he just scared the shit out of me
Lazydipshit legit.
Lazydipshit not even joking.
Nampubes WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING JUST SAY IT FFS. YOUR ACTING AS IF WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT GOD!
Yeetusfetusdeletus namjesus has spoken.
Lazydipshit he's grinding on the cubicle door singing Dionysus .-.
Lazydipshit then he screamed so loud that I pooped.
Junglemyballs that's not scary that's funny as shit.
Lazydipshit if u were me you would be crying.
Junglemyballs shut up I'm sensitive.
Lazydipshit should I call the cops for sexual harassment.
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT but he isn't raping you.
Lazydipshit what?
Lazydipshit he's legit watching me shit on a toilet and grinding on a cubicle door.
Lazydipshit isn't that illegal?
Nampubes idk.
Lazydipshit and u say you are smart .-.
Lazydipshit LMAO SOMEONE JUST WALKED IN WITH THEIR KID AND JUST SAW THIS MAN GRINDING ON A CUBICLE DOOR WHILE IM JUST SITTING ON A TOILET WHERE THE WHOLE WORLD CAN SEE ME AND THEY JUST WALKED STRAIGHT OUT WITH WIDE EYES.
Nampubes ksksksks and I oop and I oop
Yeetusfetusdeletus stop trying to be a VSCO girl.
Lazydipshit he's gone.
Lazydipshit I called security.
Lazydipshit I'm good.
Lazydipshit now I won't have to shit for a few days now :,)
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT tmi.
Junglemyballs sorry I was eating ramen what did I miss.
EatJin um it's better off u read it, it's a bit too hard to explain.
Junglemyballs ok.
Lazydipshit ok I'm on my way home losers.
Lazydipshit wow that was a bit crazy
YoucanJimINbutyoucantJimOUT that shit was funny asf.
Yeetusfetusdeletus lol
a/n idk what the fuck I just wrote pls send me help.
