A/n
Guys I need help with something.
So I'm most likely going to get a bts album, but I have no idea what one to get.
I'm going to get the Map Of The Soul: Persona album but idk which version to get.
1 or 3?
I CANT DECIDE.
and yes ik there newest album came out recently but tbh I don't want it only bc the Persona one has photobooks lol.
BUT I NEED UR OPINION
VERSION ONE OR VERSION 3
AH.
Sugadaddy oysters
Sugadaddy what the fuck i hate autocorrect.
Sugadaddy i meant.
Sugadaddy OIIII*
Imnotshort what is that u would like.
Sugadaddy there is a hurricane coming.
dimwitkorean HURRICANE KATRINA? MORE LIKE HURRICANE TORTILLA
Sugadaddy vines are not necessary when a category 5 hurricane is coming to eat ur soul.
imnotshort seoul* ha get it. coz we live in Seoul.
dimwitkorean shut up ur not funny.
peterfile what's going on.
Sugadaddy if u used ur eyes and read the chat u would know u dimwit.
peterfile ö
jinjabread YO DUDES.
jinjabread i heard there's a hurricane coming.
jinjabread us thots need to prepare.
horseface YES
imnotshort where did u come from
horseface my mum
imnotshort oh my god i am laughing my ass off lolol funny.
jungcockiness shut up fags.
dimwitkorean Damn jk woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
peterfile we will not shut up when there's a hurricane coming.
jungcockiness wait what
jungcockiness lol we're gonna die yay.
peterfile no wtf what's wrong w u.
Sugadaddy he's on cracc that's what.
peterfile he do be on cracc doe😳
jinjabread OKAY DUDES WE NEED TO GO SHOPPING AND PREPARE!
dimwitkorean LESS GO!
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"LAZY RATBAGS LETS GO!" Jin called from across the room.
The 6 other boys raced downstairs and headed out to the car.
"being a mum can be so stressful sometimes..." Jin sighed.
As Jin parked at the shopping centre with the 6 crazy ass boys in the back, jungkook shouted "JIMIN U SHORT FUCK RACE U TO THE DOOR! BET ILL BEAT U SINCE U HAVE STUBBY LIL LEGS!" "LEVEL UP!" jimin shouted as he raced out of the car, beating jungkook to the door.
in the distance u could hear Jungkook's cry of defeat.
"better not behave like this in the shops or ill beat ur lil asses." Jin sighed as he and the others walked into the shop. Jimin and Jungkook followed behind.
"Okay the first thing we need is water" Jin said. "Hoseok can u do that please?" Jin asked nicely (for once)
Hoseok nodded and wondered off the the drinks isle.
"Tae, junglefuck please go get pillows, sleeping bags and blankets." Jin ordered.
Jungkook snorted after Jin called him junglefuck.
Then they turned around and headed off to the camping section.
"Okay Yoongi, Jimin please go and get batteries, torches and some necessary items. Namjoon and I will get food." Jin said as he directed Namjoon to the food section, while Jimin and Yoongi went off to find torches.
"Hmm is this water?" Hoseok said as he picked up a bottle of vodka.
"Looks like it." He said as he grabbed 10 bottles.
"What the fuck Hoseok." Jin shouted.
"You got vodka?" He asked.
"No it's water." Hoseok argued.
"You have the brain of a fucking mouse." Jin sighed as he snatched the bottles and went to return them and switch them for water.
Meanwhile Jungkook and Tae were in the camping section searching for pillows and blankets.
"Should we get this barbie blanket?" Tae asked as he screamed with delight.
"You weeb Jin would slice ur head off if u got barbie blankets." Jungkook sighed.
"Who asked for ur opinion Junglefoot I can get it for myself." Tae argued.
"Grow up fat fuck." Jungkook argued.
"Says the one who is actually 5 years old." Tae argued.
Then both of the immature toddlers fell to the floor and started fighting bc yes they are children.
"ISTG U GUYS NEED TO GROW TF UP!" Yoongi said as him and Jimin were already carrying all there items.
"Why the fuck do u have barbie blankets?" Jimin snorted.
"Bc Tae has the brains of a 2 year old." Jungkook argued.
"Tae, don't get barbie blankets for the life of god, just get sleeping bags." Yoongi sighed.
"Suck shit." Jungkook teased.
"Your dead to me." Tae said in a demonic voice.
——
Finally after all 7 boys gathered their needs they went and paid and placed all their items into the back of the car.
The drive home was silent.
Well until Tae slapped Jungkook across the face.
"Still dead to me Jungleballs." Tae teased.
"Shut up." Jungkook shouted.
"If you two don't get your heads together I swear I will put you up for adoption." Jin sighed.
"We're 25 year old grown men" Tae said.
"No jungkook is 5." Jimin backfired.
"BRUH IM LITERALLY ONLY LIKE 3 YEARS YOUNGER THEN SOME OF YALL!" Jungkook said as he started to cry.
"omg he's crying." Hoseok said as even he got emotional for him.
"Sorry kookie." Tae apologised.
"Get the fuck away from me." Jungkook snorted.
"Ugh this is gonna be a long week....." Jin sighed as he pulled into the driveway of their home.....
a/n lol haven't posted in a month.
blame school.
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Fanfiction"I work at a day care" "I thought you hated kids" "at least I don't have a creepy obsession with kids" Lmao this book isn't meant to offend anyone, it is just for comedy and funny purposes to cheer u up or to make u laugh. Enjoy.
