12. 𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙖𝙜𝙚

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my wife
was there something
important u had to tell
me at 5 in the morning

corny ass kid
not exactly

my wife
nOt ExAcTlY

corny ass kid
leave me alone.
bully

my wife
i'm sorry i take it back

corny ass kid
sure

my wife
i do

my wife
n t ways, are u still
in school

corny ass kid
yeah lmao it's only
2:56

my wife
oh wow u are legit
3 hrs behind

corny ass kid
or 16 hrs ahead

my wife
if you were 16 hours
ahead why are we on
the same day dumbass

corny ass kid
right yeah i deserved that

my wife
let's play fn

corny ass kid
do we have to i'm tired of
losing

my wife
i'm dead and yes we have
to i miss beating u

corny ass kid
i don't miss it

my wife
but don't u miss
seeing my face

corny ass kid
yeah lowkey let's
play

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