Today was the morning of Christmas, let's see how it goes for the deadly criminals to exchange gifts
Pein: " in the living room everyone!!, And bring your gifts!! "
* Everyone walks into the living room, everyone having there gifts for one another. Some nervous others not *
Pein: " okay it's Christmas, let's see what everyone got one another. Hidan Your first "
Hidan: " here bitch "
Konan: " you got me, I'm a bit scared "
Hidan: " just open the box bitch "
* She opens the box and gasp a bit, she pulls out the bear and hugs it *
Konan: " oh my God hidan, this is so nice "
* She looks and sees a card, she pulls it out and reads it. She Blushes a bit *
Konan: " this is nice hidan, but about the dick in the box "
* She pulls out a kunai knife and drops it in the box, chopping his dick off *
Hidan: " ahh!!! "
Konan: " i really appreciate it, thanks "
* She kisses his cheeks and he blushes a bit *
Pein: " okay, who wants to go next? "
Zetzu: " I'll go, deidara "
Deidara: " you got me hn!!?, Aww man "
* Zetzu walks up to him and hands him a box, he was scared and looked inside his eyes widen a bit. And pulls out some clay *
Deidara: " you got me clay un?, Thanks yeah "
* Zetzu grabs his left arm and licks it, he shivers and cries a bit *
Pein: " next! "
Kakuzu: " i'll go, obito hold out your hands "
Obito: " okay "
* Obito holds his hands, and kakuzu gives him some candy *
Obito: " wait is this the candy, I had in my room "
Kakuzu: " i wasn't going to waste money on you "
Obito: " jeez thanks "
* Obito said in a sarcastic voice *
Kakuzu: " I also got you this "
* He gives him a book with a orange cover, he turns it over and saw it was ich ich paradise *
Kakuzu: " some guy with silver hair dropped it, and I took it "
~ meanwhile somewhere else ~
Kakashi: " where the fuck is my ich ich paradise?! "
* Kakashi said, as he basically destroys his apartment *
~ back with the akatsuki ~
Obito: " damn bakashi "
Pein: " lovely, who's next? "
Deidara: " me hn, I want to get my over with yeah "
* He walks over to itachi and hands him a little container, itachi takes it. He opens it and saw they were four sticks of dangos in there *
Deidara: " I didn't know what to get you un, so I got these not too long ago yeah "
Itachi: " I like dangos, thank you deidara "
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Dumbass akatsuki scenarios
फैनफिक्शनDumbass akatsuki scenarios lots of cursing include all akatsuki members.
