Dumbass akatsuki scenarios

time out pt 3

* konan, pein, itachi, and Kisame started to walk to the closet village to find a hospital, and the village was the hidden leaf village, they decided to walk there forgetting they live near the hidden rain village *
Konan: " ok so I think It'd be smarter if we take off our cloaks "
Pein: " huh but why "
Konan: " because then people won't know that we're part of the akatsuki "
Pein: " but I like the cloak "
Konan: " i don't care pein take it off "
Pein: " but can I at least keep the top part on "
Konan: " no pein it has a cloud on it "
Pein: " b-but "
Konan: " pein I swear to God take the stupid Cloak "
Pein: " it's not stupid, plus I'm not wearing a shirt underneath "
Konan: " i don't care, take the damn cloak off! "
Kisame: "  um sorry to interrupt but,, i'm holding itachi plus i don't have a shirt underneath "
Konan: " give pein itachi and take your Cloak off before I force it off "
* Kisame hands pein itachi and takes off his Cloak *
Konan: " ok now Kisame Take itachi's Cloak off "
Kisame: " well he's basically not even wearing a Cloak anymore "
Konan: " just take off the damn Cloak "
* Kisame takes off itachi's Cloak *
Konan: " ok now pein give Kisame back itachi "
Pein: " I don't want to "
* Holds on to itachi tighter *
Itachi: " guy's his grip is getting tighter "
Konan: " pein i'm not playing around give Kisame back itachi "
Itachi: " guys his grip is getting, ah too tight too tight! "
* Konan Glares at pein *
Konan: " Kisame now "
* Kisame grabs itachi and konan Ponce on pein and rip his Cloak off *
Konan: " there now was that so hard "
Pein: " you riped it off "
Konan: " i don't care "
* Konan takes off her Cloak *
Pein: " but your too sexy without your cloak "
Konan: " pein I swear one more word and I am going to shove that head sink in itachi's ass so far up your ass your going to start enjoying it, and your going to start asking me to bring that into the bedroom instead of the fucking apron "
Kisame: " um I don't mean to interrupt but itachi just passed out "
* They look shock and rush there way to the hospital, they check him in and wait to be called, they call them wait in the room for the doctor *
Pein: " this sucks "
Konan: " i don't care just shut up "
* They hear a knock on the door and a doctor comes in *
Doctor: " hi I'm doctor (pick a random name ) and I'll be your doctor, so who is itachi "
* They point to itachi who's on the bed *
Doctor: " ok do you want to tell me what happened "
Konan: " we were at a..... party and thing's where getting a little crazy, he then got on top of the counter and decided to jump on it....., and ... it all  collapse and he fell "
Doctor: " ok so I'm going to have to do an x-ray to make sure he didn't break any bones, and we'll get that sink head out of him ok "
Konan: " ok "
* the doctor walk out five minutes later two nurse's walk in and take out the sink head, five minutes later the doctor walk in and takes him to the x-ray and come back ten minutes *
Konan: " I can't believe you let this happen "
Pein: " well it wouldn't have happen if you would of just had sex with me "
Konan: " what part about I wasn't in the mood do you not get "
Pein: " all of it "
Konan: " Kisame can you go see if there's a cafeteria or something and buy me a coffee, it's going to be a long day "
Kisame: " sure "
* He walks out of the room *
Pein: " so konan were finally Alone "
Konan: " no "
Pein: " why not "
Konan: " because I said so "
* Itachi wake's up *
Itachi: " where the fuck am I "
Konan: " in the hospital "
Itachi: " oh "
Pein: " I'm serious Konan please "
Konan: " no why are you so desperate, I mean there's a lot of people who don't get any like zetzu and Kisame "
Kisame: " oh that's very rude "
Konan: " oh Your back "
Kisame: " yeah here's your coffee, hey itachi "
Itachi: " hi Kisame "
* Someone knocks on the door and the doctor walks in *
Doctor: " oh Your up good I got the x-rays back, by the looks of it you didn't break anything, but you will suffer from back damage so we'll you some medicine for that, and I'll recommend you to not put a lot of pressure on your lower back, like don't Stand too long on it or sit down "
Itachi: " so basically your telling me to lay down all the time "
Doctor: " yeah and as for where the sink head was if you swing that way I would recommend you don't for a while give it about a month and a half to heal, if you would of came anytime later you would of probably be paralyzed, any questions "
Itachi: " I didn't really need to know that last part but ok "
Konan: " is he going to have to spend the night "
Doctor: " well yes to see how he's healing "
Pein: " but didn't you just heal him "
Doctor: " yes but medical jetsu dosen't heal everything "
* Pein is about to say something but konan covers his mouth *
Konan: " don't mind him he just hates hospitals "
Doctor: " ok well a nurse will come by to give you your medication ok "
Itachi: " ok "
Doctor: " ok have a good night "
* Doctor walks out five minutes later a nurse comes and gives itachi his medication and leaves *
Pein: " this is Soo boring "
Konan: " I've had enough if you guys excuse us were going to go look for a empty room come on pein "
Pein: " but what about the apron "
Konan: " fuck the apron! "
* They walk out and leave itachi and Kisame Alone *
Inside itachi's head: " did they have to leave me with Kisame "
* The next day itachi is checked out and they start to walk back to base, but in the forest they get stopped by some leaf Shinobis *
Kakashi: " Who are you and why are you here "
Konan: " oh we're just travelers "
Kakashi: " you guys look awfully familiar "
Sasuke: " wait is that itachi "
* Itachi hides his head into Kisame's chest *
Kisame: " no She's my girlfriend named gary "
* Itachi hits Kisame on his chest, Kisame fliches a little *
Kakashi: " what are you guys doing coming back from the the village hidden in the leaf "
Konan: " ugh traveling that's all "
Naruto: " what village are you from? "
Sakura: " Naruto if you were smart enough you'll see that the one holding his girlfriend headband says the village hidden in the mist "
Naruto: " oh "
Kakashi: " well you guys look awfully familiar to someone in the akatsuki members............ but your not wearing the cloak's or straw hats, so have a safe journey home, come on guys let's report back to the Hokage "
* They nod and leave, they all sigh *
Kisame: " that was close "
Pein: " yeah but they did realize my headband said the village hidden in the rain "
Konan: " Who care let's go before they come back and change their mind "
* So they start to make their way back to the hideout *