Dumbass akatsuki scenarios

Locking doors

Tobi: " senpai are you locking doors, please senpai open the door ".

Deidere: " no Tobi go away ".

Tobi: * bangs on the door hard and said in a deep voice * " open the door deidere "!

Deidere: * screams and jumps off the bed and hides underneath it *