Dumbass akatsuki scenarios

Who broke it

Pein: " so who broke "

Everyone: * looks at the broken coffee machine *

Pein: " I'm not mad I just wanna know who broke it "

Itachi: * signs * " I did I broke it "

Pein: " no you didn't Tobi "

Tobi: " don't look at Tobi looks at Deidara "

Deidara: " what I didn't brake it un "

Tobi: really senpai how did you know it was broken "

Deidara: " because it's sitting right in front of us broken un "

Tobi: " suspicious "

Deidara: " no it isn't un "

Hidan: " if it matters, but Konan was the last one to use it "

Konan: " liar! I don't even drink that crap "

Hidan: " then what were you doing by the coffee cart "

Konan: " i use the little wooden stirrers to push back my puticals, everyone knows that hidan "!

Itachi: " alright let's not fight, let's just say I broke it and I'll pay for it, pein "

Pein: " no who broke it "

Everyone: * awkward silence *

Tobi: * leans in close to Deidara * " senpai kakuzu been awfully quiet "

Kakuzu: " REALLY "

Tobi: " yes really "

Everyone: * start to argue *

Pein: * to readers * I broke it, it burned my hand so I punched it "

Pein: * turns to look at everyone * " in about ten minutes they'll be at each other, with war paint on their face and pigs on sticks "

Pein: * turns back and smiles * " good I'll make it a lot easier to take over this world without them "