Dumbass akatsuki scenarios

breath

Tobi: " senpai breath if you would date Tobi "
* Deidara holds his breath *
* Tobi looks at him with a worried face *
* dridara starts to turn purple and passes out of lack of oxygen *
Tobi: " senpai Tobi can't be that bad "
Dridara " yes you can besides I wouldn't date anyone here un "
* Sasori passes by *
Deidara: " ok maybe him yeah "
* Itachi passes by *
Dridara: " ok maybe him fuck it I'm a whore un "
  * Lifts Tobi mask up to his mouth and pulls him in for a kiss *