lawless: heyyy
licht: the fuck what
lawless: we haven't been appearing for some time nowww
licht:
lawless: the manga updates slowly— i mean, it's okay— and we're not getting a second season...
licht: ok—
lawless: and now this book isn't updating at all!
krantz: *bursts in through the front door* this is terrible.
licht: —
krantz: guil just captured a blonde man outside— he has a doll— who was screaming such profane declarations.
licht: *looks at lawless*
lawless: bro im literally infront of you
licht: i fucking knew that, i was just checking if you were a cosplayer or something
guil: *slowly enters the room*
krantz: WHERE'S THE GUY
guil: *gestures, "having tea"*
krantz: where?
guil: *points down*
krantz: kitchen.
licht: so what the fuck happened
krantz:
lawless: what happened
licht: i'm not even gonna fight him bc i'm too curious
lawless: *disappointed*
tsubaki's voice: masochist
krantz: he was kicking the gate while yelling, "we are side hoes! we're just the second option! the fuck is kimetsu no yaiba anyways? the fuck is bsd? isn't that some sex play—" and so i got guil to bind him and drag him in.
lawless: sounds weird for you to be saying all that—
krantz: just imagine it in his voice ok
lawless: yeah, i can picture it properly in his voice.
licht: who
mikuni, in the kitchen: earl grey is good, but becoming first priority is better.
mikuni: and wait
mikuni: didn't we have an ongoing fanfic?
mikuni: i mean, i don't exactly appear in there, but...
mikuni:
mikuni: yep, that is one asshole of an author. we're side hoes. how come i'm not even in the fanfic?
tsubaki: heard the fanfic has a sequel planned out too. we both appear there.
belkia: it's on hiatus tho—
mikuni: i won't question how you got here because i'm already mad about being a sidehoe.
imsorry i know i gotta update o o f
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