servamp headcanons

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servamp after a convention (idk if i did this before, but i think that was on my haikyuu book? holy hecc i've lost track agsgkffjk):

mahiru

- didn't even go because a convention isn't a simple task for his wallet to deal with

- besides, he's not one to attend cons?

kuro

- sends an errand boy to buy him stuff

- slurps instant ramen as he pays his errand boy, a shady atmosphere shrouding their faces in marijuana mystery

- to be continued

sakuya

- exhausted because he was the emcee

- had a shit-ton of hauls, though, including husbando body pillows because the other event organizers love him and his made-up persona

misono

- just there in his room nerding out very, very discreetly over all his purchases brought upon by infinite money™

- falls asleep on his mahou shojou and gundam figurines at 9 pm

- snore

lily

- taking a few more selfies of his osamu dazai cosplay to post on instagram

- busy responding to new messages and friend requests

- still does his job tho and is seen tidying up in misono's room at 3 am

tetsu

- is literally a normal person who checks out his new merch and prints then lays them out on a shelf

- hotspring still the best

hugh (*sweats in manga reader*)

- listens to all the idol cd's he bought

- still wondering how he got an award for "best child cosplayer" when he went literally in his everyday attire (they all thought he was trying to be braz d' blood from blood lad)

licht

- "hEY SHIT RAT WHERE THE FUCK DID ALL MY PLUSHIES GO, GOD FUCKING DAMMIT"

hyde

- hiding in a closet and prays to mother teresa as he builds a barrier around himself with all the plushies

- did this because licht bought pikachu before he could, but now it's backfiring (finger guns at the previous chap)

- "ERRRR GUIL'S PLAYING WITH THEM IN THE LAUNDRY???"

crantz

- still shaking his head at the noise as he tucks away the money he earned from secretly selling prints and acrylic keychains

- and his booth ID

guil

- doing laundry

mikuni

- ... i, uh, well—

jeje

- furiously scribbling on his diary, on the cover: "mikuni fucking sucks"

- fills the entire book with rants about how annoying he was during the event, running up to cosplayers and asking him to take their pictures, getting so close to other people he barely even knew, all the while neglecting his servamp who has been with him through tough and peaceful times both, laughing as though he was as happy as he let on when jeje knew how fucking dead he was on the inside, and all those people didn't even know! honestly, although he now was in his room talking with his new folks on discord, all twelve of them nerding out about the upcoming 4th season of haikyuu and bnha, his paper-bag glory knew that...

- takes off paper bag and closes the book

- the last page of the diary: "because he never thinks of himself"

- volume 69

johannes

- managed to haul a cadaver out of the convention hall and is now studying its brain

- don't ask

iduna

- "rOKI CHECK THIS OUT"

freya

- bought a ticket for hugh, secured a place for crantz' booth, brought bottled water for everyone, helped mahiru cook lunch and went to ikea to buy iduna a new cabinet and shelf

- ^ that was before, during, and after but whatever

tsuyuki

- staying at home number 2 because conventions require a FUCK TON of preparations, and he's prepared for those preparations, in which the best choice to be prepared for them is to stay the fuck away from the event

tsubaki

- eating ice cream

- joins the auction

belkia

- nearly got arrested for bringing an actual sword

- being questioned by security

sham

- crying bc he had to stay home and do the laundry

higan

- sold a heck ton of prints and paintings

- did live portraits during the convention as well

- the youth in the event started calling him "uncle" bc he's that chill dude who doesn't give a shit, and they also started pestering him about a social media

otogiri

- walks home with a full stomach and a LOT of loot bags won from eating contests and other games onstage

- also bested everyone in the tekken tournament by the corner

tsurugi

- oh, we never will know what he was up to

- but he may, or may not have been sent by someone

- your best errand boy; "call me, daddies~ 010-XXXX-XXXX" (idk if japanese phone numbers work like that)