servamp headcanons

top or bottom

tsurugi: heeey~

mahiru: oh, hello there

tsurugi: i'll be lounging on your couch.

mahiru: k sure

↪ 30 mins later ↩

tsurugi: oh yeah, do you think mikuni is a top or a bottom?

mahiru: ... excuse me, a what?

tsurugi: a top? or, like, a bottom?

misono, slipping out of the underside of the couch: lol, probably a bottom but he claims to be a top.

mahiru: misONO? WH—

lilly: oh dear i think i read him the wrong bedtime story.

tsurugi: good job lol

mahiru: n o

tsurugi: so? mahiru, what's your call?

mahiru: um— i don't think this is an appropriate conversation.

???: it surely isn't.

mahiru: who—

???: not infront of my abel

mahiru: oh.

mikuni, crashing from the roof: hey bitch, how's touma?

tsurugi: ... i—

↪ aaaaaaaaaaveeeeee mariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaa ↩

mikuni: so yep, i'm a top tho

tsurugi, genuinely done with his shit: lol you claim to be one, but it's definitely the opposite

mikuni: nah, i'm a full-fledged top. *flips braid*

misono: i thought you said *mock voice* "not infront of my abel"

mahiru: not a respectable response but roasted either way

mikuni: i covered her ears

lilly: she can lip-read.

mikuni: ... whAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MY ABEL, HUH?

jeje: mikuni. calm your goddamned tits.

mahiru: mr. envy, did you just...?

jeje: *shrugs*

the whole room: ...

oxygen: ...

^ jk the world would fall apart if evee

tsurugi: mmmm kay so anyways...

mikuni: oh shit, i forgot to close the shop—

tsurugi: only bottoms say that owo

mahiru: idk but i find this funny rn

mahiru: even tho i do not have a clue on why or how they're in my house.

mikuni: *throws a pillow at tsurugi*

tsurugi: lol only bottoms throw stuff when they're— *cracking up* —defeated—

mikuni: d U dE why tho

tsurugi: only bottoms say that—

mikuni: ok honestly, stop—

tsurugi: only bottoms— *cracks up* — ffffuuuucccck

misono: *giggling behind his hand*

lilly: (*´∇｀*)

jeje: ... *pulls paper bag lower on impulse*

mahiru: *laughing silently by this point* what even is this conversation—

abel: *falls and rolls over to lily*

mikuni: OH GOD I DROPPED ABEL

mikuni: OH SHIT I AM SO SORRY ABEL COME HERE PLS—

mahiru: but—

mikuni: whatever, just give it to me

tsurugi: (=ﾟДﾟ=) ohhhh shit— *cracks up the 2nd time*

mahiru: i'm sorry but i— *laughs*

misono: wait whaaat

lily: let's go, misono. you no longer have a place in this conversation. this is the extent of your knowledge.

misono: ... but i want to learn—

lily: LET'S GO.

mikuni: ... fuck. despite the fact that i am being degraded, i find that funny.

mikuni: right, abel?

tsurugi: dude lmao stop talking to your doll, only bottoms do th—

abel: h a h ?

tsurugi: ...

mahiru: ...

mikuni: ... (*´∇｀*)

tsurugi: ofuck—