servamp headcanons

behind bars

Why SerVamp would be recognized as criminals:

Mahiru: saved a child from falling off a tree but was mistaken as a pedo when the child started crying

Kuro: stealing snacks ( from mahiru's fridge ) because a neighbor thought he was an intruder

Sakuya: tried to murder a woman who got mahiru arrested ( see whole story above )

Misono: was accused of human trafficking

Lily: human trafficking #2

Tetsu: ran past a car and the front part of the car ( excuse me, idk what it's called ) was severely damaged, causing injury to the driver as well

Hugh: is sipping tea back at home, don't mind him

Crantz: was thought to be infiltrating another hotel because his face was recognized last time in the incident with the greed pair

Guil: accused of hiding drugs in his whale costume ( some ppl do that okay )

Licht: political scam

Hyde: did not "keep off the grass" ( i remembered kuroshitsuji, don't blame me )

Mikuni: threatened 600 people ( as a suicide bomber ) working in a building because he was in the elevator when some kid said Abelle looked stupid

Jeje: subdued for looking like a kidnapper

Johannes: accidentally poisoned the dinner of japan's prime minister and said "this art thou beautiful worthy of tears"

Tsubaki: eat and run ( what )

Belkia: threatened the sushi bar owner not to report the eat and run + eat and run #1.5

Otogiri: eat and run #2

Shamrock: eat and run #3

Higan: paid for the eat and runners so he ain't going to jail

Tsurugi: smuggling

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