- tell him he's a lazy crybaby who is gay for his friends
kuro
- tell him he's seriously ugly in cat form
sakuya
- tell him he doesn't look good with mahiru
misono
- tell him he resembles mikuni so much
lily
- you can't
tetsu
- trash talk his onsen
( and then headcanon that he will join you in trash talking his onsen )
hugh
- tell him he's too old for this world and that he has no other choice but to shrivel up and die like an eagle that reaches the age of 40 unless he decides to change
licht
- tell him that he deserves no melons
lawless
- tell him he was stupid when he ate ophelia's statue
crantz
- spill lemonade on his suit
guil
- point out dirt in his whale costume
mikuni
- there are more than 101 ways to insult mikuni and don't get me started unless you want to be stuck here for the rest of your life
jeje
- tell him you want to break his bottled ships
johannes
- tell him you hate science
tsubaki
- tell him he's getting fat because he eats too much sushi
belkia
- eat a human infront him
( good luck )
otogiri
- you can't #2
higan
- tell him he was a gigolo when he was young
( wait what )
sham
- insult tsubaki the end
tsurugi
- get a tattoo of touma on your arm
***
it's 1 am help
btw
holy shiez guys we're already at 200 views at 9 chapters wow thanks xD
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