servamp headcanons

bananafish

i don't have any friggin ideas rn but i want to update, so here's

servamp reacting to bananafish~

if you haven't watched it yet, i suggest you do. if you're one to overreact in regards to mmmmiiiinnnooorrrr spoilers (ex: the setting is in america) then maybe turn around? i'll warn if there are any major ones.

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mahiru: ... *unplugs pc with a blank smile* this is why ash should've kept his life simple and fucking stayed inside that house.

kuro: THIS IS WHY YOU SHALL NOT GET INVOLVED IN ANYTHING, DAMMIT. *cries as he slurps noodles*

misono: *stopped watching after the first character death*

lily: *sips tea*

sakuya: ok so firstly, there's a plot hole. i'm confused about what era this might have been set in, because

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when marvin was found dead in his room, the police straight-out arrested ash without actually scanning the fingerprints on the godforsaken gun. oh, but maybe they didn't have fingerprint stuff yet! dear me, they have touchscreen phones. besides, when ash's father was shot, he said, "now they can't scan your fingerprints" after wiping the handgrip on his clothes. sooo... ok?
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sakuya (continuation): *distracts himself with facts so he won't be eaten by the feels*

^ bc he always lies even to himself.

you're welcome.

licht: *stands in the middle of a wheat field* i am a free angel. i am a free angel. i am a free angel. iamafreeaNGeL

hyde: N—NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO— NOOOOOO!!!!!!! NO, NOT YOU TOO— AAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK MY LIFE WHY AM I WATCHING THIS— *SOBBING GROSSLY*

crantz: jesus christ, hyde. stop being so overdramatic. *turns around and bites his fingers to silence his gross sobbing*

guil: ... *gets a banana fish costume (believe me, it's a fish from a novel. salinger.)* i may wear it when i plan to end myself with water.

mikuni: ... *shoots laptop* let's go have some sweets abel. i—i know you need some... *cries* iliedifuckingneeditsorryforusingyouasascapegoatabel

jeje: ... *flies out of the room and questions his life decisions* oh wait, i always do that. *whispers* so does ash.

johannes: i agree, though. that brain was a very important contribution to research. (yes, this anime involves a brain) *munches chicken brain crackers* definitely not for food.

tetsu: *doesn't even watch it*

hugh: I SHALL GO TO AMERICA AND SAVE THESE KIDS!!!

tsubaki: aha... ahahahahaha... boy i don't even have the energy to laugh. this must have been a very melancholic end. he was freed from the weight of living... and yet the dissatisfaction of an incomplete vengeance will haunt his soul... dear me, i'll head off to eat some ice cream. green tea flavor... and... *tear falls*

higan: *burns pc* kids, please don't watch this. this is coming from the bottom of an old man's heart.

sham: YOUNG MASTER SHOULDN'T WATCH THIS! wait... he should... BUT NO... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

otogiri: ... *prays for everyone's souls*

belkia: i will skewer papa dino! : D and these fuckin chinese— ooh speaking of chinese i want a takeout.

tsurugi: ... oh my... oh my goodness!

^ we all know we reacted like this.

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also whoever gets the reference, comment "subtract ultra" on this line.

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i haven't finished this anime yet but honestly, my sister has spoiled me enough for me to know the exact details on episode 15.