when servamp meets themselves from a parallel universe, but they're the opppsite (which is actually already seen in the anime because the servamps are the total opposite of their eves but whatever yo) :
mahiru
- drags mahi2 to the grocery store
- "listen here, young man, i am simply preparing you for the worst. when i die, and you take my place, i shall not let it stand when you laze about every single day."
- blood pressure rises
kuro
- abuses it
- "go earn a living and be my supplier of *insert a shit-ton of snacks and games* for life. what do you get in return? my genuine gratitude."
- turns into a fucking lion when kuro2 starts to speak up about "how absolutely unhealthy" his habits are
sakuya
- is making "friends" with saku2 with his usual clowning
- internally wishing he was just that honest and simple-minded, reliving his lying to mahiru all over again despite not having wanted to.
- goes home tired of earth's shit
misono
- hides in his room
- "GET OUT OF HERE. THIS IS AN ORDER, YOU PLEBEIAN."
- still hiding in his room
lily
- contrary to popular belief, no, he wouldn't take lily2 to the red light district. he would keep lily2 innocent and safe under the roof of the alicein mansion, and would occasionally tell him r-18 jokes but will nonetheless keep him away from all that may taint.
tetsu
- attempts to exorcise it at first but shrugs it off later on
- "you'll probably disappear later. help me advertise the onsen while you're- stop sceaming- where's your coffin?"
hugh
- is very mad because he is supposed to be the one and only Hugh The Dark Algernon III
- "well, you can exist, but SENDAGAYA'S BLOOD IS MINE AND MINE ALONE! GET YOUR OWN! *sticks tongue out*"
- summons his subclasses to do research about this phenomena, and, surprisingly, how to end it.
licht
- would be ok with it until he sees lich2's written notes about "being a devil". will then be engaged in an eternal rivalry after crantz found him trying to kill lich2 because he needs to purge the world of impurities.
hyde
- kills it.
- what? that's it.
>> aaah, side note. forgot to add this in the previous chapter. ophelia, guildenstern, and rosencrantz (split into a first name and a surname in servamp) are all from shakespeare's hamlet. pure genius. although, i haven't exactly read hamlet yet, so i can't do character analysis shit on them three. that's all, you may continue. <<
crantz
- ranting about how neglect is written all over cran2's hair and clothes.
- "do you not have a job? oh my goodness, you do not have a job. licht, do you need a babysitter? oh, but jesus christ, it'd be a waste to have a beautiful being like you babysit... wait. i'm looking at myself- ah, whatever, i AM beautiful."
guil
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mikuni
- is dying inside because mikumiku can't even tell a lie
- but also secretly wishing he were as simple-minded as mikumiku (hi sakuya) and that he didn't have such a brain to think of such unspeakable horror which will not be revealed to the audience in respect to mikuni's mysterious plans™
- "let's play a seesaw game with my lead."
jeje
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johannes
- lawless 2.0, plus dragging the corpse to his lab and doing a shit-ton of experiments on it.
- later on publishes a book which tackles all the aspects of the human mind.
- i'll be skipping iduna and freya, remembering there may be some who have not been reading the manga oops -
tsubaki
- "ahAHAHAHAHAHSHSHAHAAHHZHAHABCDBDNSNSNBXJSHSHSBBNXJSNSNS OH GOD HAHAHAHA OF GOD OH FUCK I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING, THIS IS HAHAHAHAAHAHA TOO HAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAH AMUSING SJEBDNJSJSSNNSNSNSNSNSBXBSNSNSNSNSNSNBSBEBWNSSJJCJDHSHAHAHAHSHS OH HEY TSUBAKI NUMBER 2- PDFFFFFFFTRJDBSBDBD HAHSHSHSHSSH- DO YOU KNOW ME? HAHAHAHA- OH, OKAY, I'LL KILL U DEN- HAHAHSHAHA-"
>> p. s. that was too chaotic to look at <<
belkia
- teaching bel2 some skewering and card tricks and telling bel2 that he is shit at entertaining people
sham
- "OH MY GOODNESS, WHY DID YOU GAS THE YOUNG MASTER'S ROOM WITH NITROUS OXIDE?"
- chasing sham-sham around with a sword
otogiri
- *shrugs*
- *gropes o2giri*
- *walks away laughing internally*
higan
- "why is he a toddler"
- "can anyone tell me why my parallel self is a toddler"
tsurugi
- "OH FUCK, OH GOD, HOLY SHIT, YOU LITERALLY DON'T HAVE A FOREHEAD WHAT IS THIS MONSTROSITY"
