servamp headcanons

very very late supposedly published on valentine's chapter

the gang: *in alicein household because why not*

misono:

mahiru: *sniffs* *hugs misono*

licht: tsk. *hugs misono* have my angel's blessings.

hyde: *hugs misono from behind licht*

licht: *kicks him off*

misono: ???

tetsu: *hugs misono and whispers* ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃⁿ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ᵈⁱˢᶜᵒᵘⁿᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ᵒᵘʳ ᵒⁿˢᵉⁿ

misono: *fiercer* ???

hugh: one does not usually partake in such activities, but you can have one from me! *squeezes misono's arm and nibbles on his jacket*

kuro:

mahiru:

mahiru: kuro : (

kuro: *shot right through the heart* dammit. *awkwardly wrapping arms around misono*

misono, thinking: what is this??? i'm scared

lily: misono... *laughs softly*

misono: WHAT IS IT AM I GONNA DIE?????? LILY WHAT ARE YOU NOT TELLING ME THIS TIME

lily: it's your birthday, misono.

misono:

mahiru, releasing the hug: yeah, i know it might not be a very good day for you, but we're glad you were born! happy birthday, misono! hehehe~

licht: exactly. you better be grateful you were born so you could have some of my angelic dust

hyde: isn't it supposed to be fairy dust, licht-tan? HAHAHA you're as dumb as al-- *kicked*

tetsu: *nods* when you said our onsen was for plebs, i realized i could improve a lot more areas to accommodate even more customers.

hugh: your jacket was tasty.

kuro: mm, thanks for buying me games when mahiru's being a cheapskate.

mahiru: YOU WHAT?!

kuro: oh. oops.

mahiru: know some shame you neet vampire

kuro: no no no, he couldn't resist my cuteness either

hyde: *transforms into a hedgehog* how 'bout meeee

licht: die

hyde: not you

licht: still die

hyde: bruh

tetsu: can vampires be killed

hugh: oooooh do you seek knowledge, human? very well, let me educate you!

tetsu: *sits in seiza*

misono:

lily:

misono:

lily: see. we're all thankful you're here, misono. so don't ever say something like "it would have been better if i was never born" ever again.

misono:

misono: that goes the same for you, you stripper.

lily: : )?

misono: don't you dare regret living longer than you intended.

lily: haha, such a shame you've seen the ugly parts of my mind, but please, don't think much of it.

misono: i will. because i'm no longer going to listen to people who don't have conviction. besides, you are my servamp, lily. as your master, i wouldn't really feel safe around someone who doesn't have anything to live for. i see you not only as a protector, but as someone i coexist with. how about you? what am i to you?