servamp headcanons

after death

the very original title is misleading

oh god help me i'm plagiarizing my own titles

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servamp after exams ( let's just pretend they're all at school ok )

mahiru

- missed one tiny detail in his studying and cries over that one tiny detail that appeared in the tests

( we can all relate )

kuro

- has actually skipped classes on the day of the tests and stayed home playing video games

sakuya

- is sick

( i mean, he is sick, but i mean sick as in ill ok )

misono

- "no problem it was very easy"

lily

- didn't even bat an eyelash answering the test and is now partying in that bath park place in japan

tetsu

- cleansing his mind, body and soul in a different onsen shush don't tell his parents

hugh

- goes to mcdonald's and orders a happy meal

licht

- goes full beethoven mode

lawless

- i was about to say "full shakespeare mode" but he always is on that so nvm

crantz

- is the teacher who gave the tests

guil

- is the teacher who made the tests

mikuni

- rides a pony while waving a lasso around, screaming cowboy into the sunset

jeje

- bribed the teachers with a bottled ship he made so he can be excused from the test and drinks their blood

( wait what )

johannes

- i cannot imagine him taking an exam

tsubaki

- laughing at his scores

belkia

- laughing at tsubaki's scores

otogiri

- is the new class rep

higan

- gives otogiri a chocolate bar and doesn't let tsubaki n friends go to another sushi place for one month

sham

- ded

( sorry i couldn't think of anything else xD )

tsurugi

- aces the test and parties because he made a bet with classmates that whoever gets the highest score shall receive ¥1000 from each of the participants of the bet

( what )

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