servamp watching servamp ep 1

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yes, as you can see, it's a chapter about servamp watching their own anime.

seems more appropriate to make a separate book for this, but man, i'm too lazy for that shit yo

• episode 1 •

mikuni: *whistles* glorious opening.

mahiru: why are we here

lily: apparently, we're going to watch our own anime!

mahiru: pls explain in simpler terms, tnx

licht: too many demons in one room...

jeje: *mumbling* too many humans in one room...

hyde: i feel like the two of you will get along better.

mikuni: riiight? and you with me. disadvantages are, you're simple-minded as hell—

hyde: i hate your doll.

mikuni:

hyde: *twitching, wants to murder*

mikuni: ex—

misono: peasants, just watch! *falls to couch in exhaustion*

higan: that hasn't happened in a while in this book. you ok kid?

tetsu: probably because we've all been getting ooc lately.

hugh: what's ooc? a modern word? it's so weird!

mahiru: why are you all here

sakuya: i'm here too!

mahiru: nice to see you, sakuya.

sakuya: ... ehe *internally: OH SHIT HE NOTICED ME HE GREETED ME OMG JDBSBXBWNSB THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME MY SECOND LIFE, TSUBAKI*

tsubaki: you're welcome

sakuya: the hell did you—

tsubaki: ahaHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA— aaaaa, 'kay, not interesting at all.

licht: demon of all demons.

kuro: yes, he's scary.

misono: none of you have ever seen lily mad.

jeje: *slightly louder mumbling* or mikuni.

tsurugi: i don't exist in this episode. sad.

higan: ok, children, i'll play the episode now.

crantz: ooh thanks for pausing it, sir.

otogiri: tnx dad

everyone else: *shuts up*

otogiri: ... *shrugs*

higan: *plays it*

licht: cats are so adorable.

hyde: *feeling neglected*

misono: mahiru, you absolute peasant *referring to his apartment*

mahiru: well excuuuuuuse me. i like my lifestyle simple.

mikuni: *chokes*

lily: you're lucky to not have a rather complex family web, mahiru.

mahiru: i know right

tsurugi: lol say that while you can *winks in manga spoilers*

higan: *points lighter at him* no

sakuya: this, my friends, is why you believe me when i say shit about vampires.

belkia: that's rich coming from you.

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