Problem Solvers

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Failing at school? Walmart ;)

Having a hard time in your relationship? Break up, nothing lasts forever anyways :)

Uh oh? Stinky

Don't feel like waiting till Monday? Post on a Saturday

Feel like your life is complete utter crap? oh

are you trying to figure out why you're constantly sad? Idk nani mo

The ice cream machine down at McDonalds? Throw your shoe and the employee :)

Feel broke? Rob a bank

Have asthma? Breathe

Ugly? Oh well

Jealous? Get over it cunt.

Stinky? Uh oh

Don't have time cause of work? Quit

Hope you like these problem solvers c:

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