Happy Mother's Day everyone and don't forget to thank your mom for not swallowing or aborting you! Here are a list of nice things you can say to your mom
1.) thank you for not aborting me!
2.) thank you for not leaving me at the hospital cause I'm ugly
3.) sorry for ripping your vaginal walls when you have birth to me
4.) I love you mom and even though I can be a brat sometimes I still love you!
5.) I couldn't afford a gift so I wrote you a poem. (Write ur mom a poem)
6.) thank you for everything mom
7.) thanks so much for putting up with my tantrums and stuff when I was little I love you mom
8.) I know we've never been that close but I do love you
9.) I know I'm a little cunt but thanks for everything mom
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