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things i've said

"Ok fuck I can't choose a bias."

"What year is it."

"If I know you fucking lying then is it really a lie or is it a trick? That doesn't make sense."

"Yes break those kneecaps"

"You look like a sick dog"

"Do they have throat condemns?"

"I WILL EAT YOUR FIRST BORN"

"And I was like oOOOOOOH"

"I was lookin at chu and u was looking at me & we was stickin *Dramatic inhale* wOah wOah wOah WoaH wOah"

"You ugly big smelly rat."
(Don't ask for context behind this cause I don't know myself.)

"If you're gonna be mean at least do it right."

"Wait I'm sacred mOM."

"These biiiitches got me dun dun dun fUCKED UP."

"I'm only scared of them cause I'm afraid of roaches."

"Why are you mad at me?! I'm not the one who said it looks like a blind monkey did your nails."

"You sound like a retarded bird."

"It's only funny cause she can't sing"

"Whose that daddy long legs"

"STD herpes boy"

"FIESTA SALSA QUINCINERA I DO NOT SPEAK SPANISH NANANA"

"All these smelly bitches wanna be me. Not cause I look good but because I'm not smelly. Key to life."

"She looks like an ugly auntie."

"You stank motherfu-"

"You call yourself a potato to stay relevant"

"It's Wednesday my dudes aHHHHHHHHHHHH"

" *Scream* oh wait wtf"

"She's gonna have herpes by the time she's sixteen."

"That looks like disease in a bag."

"I'm gonna name my dog shronk"

"BITCH YOU GAY."

"I have three kids. Mistake, regret, and accident."

"I wish my mother would have aborted me."

"Why does Timmy Turner have fairy god mother but won't wish to get Rich or solve big problems. He's dumb"

"You bo-legged ant."

" *five feet away* gET OUT MY FACE"

"I'm gonna pulverize that di-"

"Wot Le fuck"

"GO BONKERS ALHLHLALHL GO RETARDED AHLALAHALA."

"no u"

"So when you gonna stop playing & date me."

"I sexually identify as Kilometers cause I wanna KMS."

"Oh no let me wipe my fake tears."

"That's why your jawline looks like a used eraser."

"You look like Momo."

"Your name is DryBooty Jones."

"Do people with pain kinks get turned on by headaches."

"Don't be gay without me"

Because of all these quotes you can see what a nice unique person I am.