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Haha wtf is happening on Hamino

YO IDK WHAT HAPPENED @ HAMINO WHILE I DECIDED TO IGNORE EVERYONE BUT THE PEOPLE I FOLLOW BUT THE LAMS HATERS ARE GOING CRAZY

Like Lams shippers are a little crazy as always, making John a VSCO Girl for some unknown reason and misunderstanding the CIMP letter and calling it a love poem for some reason (title: the ballad of a pissed off Alexander) but the haters?? I mean just look at this crap

(Y'know it's funny they say that because a lot of Lams haters feel the need to explain why they don't ship Lams at all times)

And I'm calling them Lams Haters instead of Lams Non Believers because one thing is simply not thinking they were in a relationship and another one is being this fucking crazy

And all of this was literally in the same post. And then people were going at the Lams shippers for arguing their point even though they weren't even the ones who started it.

I literally don't see this crap get this bad with any other ship, from what I've seen at least. They say Lams shippers are toxic but goddam I don't think they realize how bad they're getting themselves

And I'm just like

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE LETTERS DONT PROVE SHIT ????

Gee idk, letters prove enough to make historians go "huh, this is kinda gay" because surprise surprise it was them who brought up the possibility of gem having a relationship wayyy before the musical became a thing. No, it wasn't something some crazy shipper on crack pulled out of their ass, they're actual historical evidence. Shocker.

And this just might be me idk y'know, but treating literal historical documents like their worth is so little it's super disrespectful. Like I'm sorry but it's not the letter's fault you couldn't put some French on google translate to understand Alexander was very pissed and not just making innocent dick bro jokes like half of the world seems to believe

If it weren't cause of the nice people I've met there I would've bolted cause these👏people👏are👏crazy👏