Alexander: I love you more than I love myself (which is actually not much) so don't you dare die, John
John: I can't promise anything
John: Okay, Okay. But you better not die either
Alexander: Promise me, John
John: ..I love you
Alexander: *sigh* I love you too
John: Don't worry, Alex! I'll duel in your honor- I mean Washington's honor!
Alexander: A man after my own heart! *wink wink* Do you think the audience is noticing the explicit gay subtext?
John: *Standing way too close to Alexander* What subtext?
Alexander: Lol ikr
John: Bb, what outfit looks more basic on me, the crop top with the necklace or the choker with the tiny skirt?
Alexander: Sorry what was that? I was too busy ignoring you and cheating on you with every girl ever
John: MY LIFE IS OVER *cries*
Alexander: Wait no I suddenly love you
Alexander: Lol sike *makes out with Maria*