Servamp.
Kuro, opening the door: "Excuse me, is this the clu—"
Tsubaki, salty after Sakuya rejected him numerous times: "Ah, Sleepy Ash! Welcome to the 'Fuck Mahiru' club!"
Kuro: "Oh, then I got the place righ—"
Tsubaki: "A club where we all get together and repeatedly shout 'FUCK THAT STUPID LITTLE SHIT!' over and over again!"
Kuro:
Tsubaki: [Smiles.]
Kuro: "So this isn't—"
Tsubaki: "No."
Kuro:
Kuro: [Leaves.]
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Bonus:
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Sakuya, opening the door: "Excuse me, is this—"
Tsubaki: "IT'S NOT! SAKUYA, WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE?! GET OUT! I'M STILL SALTY AFTER THE NUMBER OF TIMES YOU'VE REJECTED ME!"
Sakuya: "What?"
Otogiri, behind Tsubaki, comforting him: "Fifteen more people came to this so-called club for the same reason I'm assuming you have, and Tsubaki-San is depressed that Mahiru is so well-liked. Just leave before you make him even more depressed than he already is."
Sakuya:
Sakuya: [Leaves.]
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Servamp Jokes (and Oneshots)!
Fanfiction[ This is a sequel to 'Tumblr's Anime Jokes'. I realised that I only posted about Servamp in that book so I'm focusing mainly on Servamp on this one now! ] Just a random book for cringeworthy(?) jokes and posts. It's where I just put all of my joke...