Excuse me, is this the clu-

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Kuro, opening the door: "Excuse me, is this the clu—"

Tsubaki, salty after Sakuya rejected him numerous times: "Ah, Sleepy Ash! Welcome to the 'Fuck Mahiru' club!"

Kuro: "Oh, then I got the place righ—"

Tsubaki: "A club where we all get together and repeatedly shout 'FUCK THAT STUPID LITTLE SHIT!' over and over again!"

Kuro:

Tsubaki: [Smiles.]

Kuro: "So this isn't—"

Tsubaki: "No."

Kuro:

Kuro: [Leaves.]

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Bonus:

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Sakuya, opening the door: "Excuse me, is this—"

Tsubaki: "IT'S NOT! SAKUYA, WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE?! GET OUT! I'M STILL SALTY AFTER THE NUMBER OF TIMES YOU'VE REJECTED ME!"

Sakuya: "What?"

Otogiri, behind Tsubaki, comforting him: "Fifteen more people came to this so-called club for the same reason I'm assuming you have, and Tsubaki-San is depressed that Mahiru is so well-liked. Just leave before you make him even more depressed than he already is."

Sakuya:

Sakuya: [Leaves.]

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