A chocolate kiss.

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Mahiru: "Hey Kuro, do you want a Kiss?"

Kuro, flustered and thinking that Mahiru wants to kiss: "W-What?"

Mahiru, impatiently: "I said, do you want a Kiss?"

Kuro: "O-Okay."

Mahiru: [Hands him a chocolate Kiss that is still wrapped in it's wrapper.]

Kuro, sad and disappointed: "Oh."

Mahiru, realizing he forgot something: "Oh yeah, I forgot about this."

Mahiru: [Kisses Kuro on the lips.]

Kuro, shocked, confused and blushing madly: "W-What was that for?"

Mahiru, smirking: "Well, you wanted a kiss, didn't you? There you go."

Kuro: [Faints.]

Mahiru: "KURO!"

Mahiru: "KURO!"

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