Servamp.
Ryuusei: "Hey Mahiru. So uh...I'm really confused at this point.
Mahiru: "Huh? Why?"
Koyuki: "He's confused because he thinks that you are fostering children."
Mahiru: "What?! Hey, I'm sixteen! How can I be fostering children? I'm not even at the legal age to do that yet, nor can I even adopt children at this age. I think you just need some rest, Ryuusei. I don't have any children!"
Mahiru's phone: [An alarm rings.]
Mahiru: [Whips out his phone to call Licht and Hyde.]
Mahiru: "What are you both doing, Licht, Hyde?!Your curfew was at 10:30! It's 10:28 and you're not at home yet! Go back home right now! Wha— How dare you call me a hypocrite?! I'm much more mature than you both so go home right now! Yes, I mean right now! Go!"
Ryuusei: "Huh. 'I don't have any children' my ass. That's the biggest load of bullshit I've ever heard."
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Servamp Jokes (and Oneshots)!
Fanfiction[ This is a sequel to 'Tumblr's Anime Jokes'. I realised that I only posted about Servamp in that book so I'm focusing mainly on Servamp on this one now! ] Just a random book for cringeworthy(?) jokes and posts. It's where I just put all of my joke...