I don't have any children!

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Ryuusei: "Hey Mahiru. So uh...I'm really confused at this point.

Mahiru: "Huh? Why?"

Koyuki: "He's confused because he thinks that you are fostering children."

Mahiru: "What?! Hey, I'm sixteen! How can I be fostering children? I'm not even at the legal age to do that yet, nor can I even adopt children at this age. I think you just need some rest, Ryuusei. I don't have any children!"

Mahiru's phone: [An alarm rings.]

Mahiru: [Whips out his phone to call Licht and Hyde.]

Mahiru: "What are you both doing, Licht, Hyde?!Your curfew was at 10:30! It's 10:28 and you're not at home yet! Go back home right now! Wha— How dare you call me a hypocrite?! I'm much more mature than you both so go home right now! Yes, I mean right now! Go!"

Ryuusei: "Huh. 'I don't have any children' my ass. That's the biggest load of bullshit I've ever heard."

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