2 AM

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Hyde: "Hey, what time is it?"

Kuro: "I don't know. Pass me the saxophone and we'll find out."

Hyde: [Passes the saxophone.]

Kuro: [Blows loudly on the saxophone.]

Mahiru, from the bedroom: "WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 2 AM?!"

Kuro: "It's 2 AM."

Hyde: "Wait, Nii-San. Did Mahiru just swear?"

Kuro:

Kuro: "Oh shit."

Kuro: "MAHIRU, WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU HOW TO SWEAR?!"

Mahiru, still inside the bedroom: "KURO, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL AWAKE AT 2 AM?! AND WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE?! WHERE DID THAT EVEN COME FROM?! WE DON'T HAVE A SAXOPHONE IN THE HOUSE!"

Kuro, barging into the room uninvited: "ANSWER MY DAMN QUESTION FIRST!"

Mahiru: "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!"

Kuro, pouncing onto his bed: "MAKE ME!"

Mahiru and Kuro in unison: "AHHHHHH!"

Hyde, awkwardly watching this whole scenario unravel: "...Couple goals."

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