Servamp.
Hyde: "Hey, what time is it?"
Kuro: "I don't know. Pass me the saxophone and we'll find out."
Hyde: [Passes the saxophone.]
Kuro: [Blows loudly on the saxophone.]
Mahiru, from the bedroom: "WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 2 AM?!"
Kuro: "It's 2 AM."
Hyde: "Wait, Nii-San. Did Mahiru just swear?"
Kuro:
Kuro: "Oh shit."
Kuro: "MAHIRU, WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU HOW TO SWEAR?!"
Mahiru, still inside the bedroom: "KURO, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL AWAKE AT 2 AM?! AND WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE?! WHERE DID THAT EVEN COME FROM?! WE DON'T HAVE A SAXOPHONE IN THE HOUSE!"
Kuro, barging into the room uninvited: "ANSWER MY DAMN QUESTION FIRST!"
Mahiru: "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!"
Kuro, pouncing onto his bed: "MAKE ME!"
Mahiru and Kuro in unison: "AHHHHHH!"
Hyde, awkwardly watching this whole scenario unravel: "...Couple goals."
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