[ This is a sequel to 'Tumblr's Anime Jokes'. I realised that I only posted about Servamp in that book so I'm focusing mainly on Servamp on this one now! ]
Just a random book for cringeworthy(?) jokes and posts.
It's where I just put all of my joke...
Mikuni: "Imagine a bus where all of it's seats are paired up. Meaning, there are two seats right next to each other like a pair and the row goes down. Let's call each pair a 'slot'."
Mikuni: "If there are no more empty slots that are not occupied by one person and you have to seat beside somebody, would you sit beside an old granny, a handsome young man, a beautiful woman or an old grandpa?"
Licht: "I don't care. I'm not sitting beside them if they're not angels."
Izuna: "Either the woman or the young man, I guess."
Mahiru: "I'd pick the closest empty seat because it's simply easier that way."
Misono: "What are you talking about? I'd take my own car. Public transport reeks of commoners like yourselves and I am not one of them."
Niccolo: "I wouldn't dare to sit beside any of them... moreover, I do have my own car as well and my Familia would probably drag me out of the bus and into the car..."
Tetsu: "The floor."
Everyone: "What?"
Tetsu: "The floor."
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