Servamp.
Mahiru, fighting Kuro while on a staircase: "TAKE MY LAST NAME!"
Kuro, fighting Mahiru back: "FUCK YOUR LAST NAME! TAKE ASH!"
Mahiru, falling down the stairs: " 'MAHIRU ASH' DOESN'T SOUND GOOD!"
Kuro, tumbling down the stairs as well: "NEITHER DOES 'SLEEPY SHIROTA'!"
Mahiru: "YOUR FIRST NAME IS 'KURO' YOU DUMBASS!"
Kuro: "I DON'T LIKE YOUR LAST NAME!"
Mahiru: "I DON'T LIKE YOURS EITHER!"
Kuro: "IT'S NOT MY FAULT I GOT STUCK WITH ASH!"
Mahiru: "FUCK YOU!"
Kuro: "I'D RATHER FUCK YOU INSTEAD!"
Mahiru: "TAKE MY LAST NAME AND I'LL LET YOU!"
Kuro: "HELL NO!"
Mahiru, jumping over the railing and landing on the ground that is one floor below: "AAAH FUCK YOU, YOU DAMN ASSHOLE!"
Kuro, peering down the railing: "MAHIRU! MAHIRU, ARE YOU OKAY?! MAHIRU?!"
Kuro: "Hey, Mahiru?"
Mahiru:
Kuro: "Mahiru?"
Mahiru: "Fuck you."
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