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My niece is having one of her childish fits. She's full heartily pissed...

At me!

Reason: I didn't want to bath her.

Like seriously! She's almost four but expects everyone to treat her like those four letters belong to months and not years.

Girl, I was dumped in school the moment I was born! Okay maybe I'm over exaggerating, but I do know I was in day care before I learnt to crawl.

After all, it was some stupid boy who made me! He stole my toy and I had to get it back. That's when I first crawled.

Who would have known that that same kid in diapers would grow up to be Sasuke no.2 Except he is a complete ass-

Rin: Shut the hell up! No body wants to listen to your crappy story. They're here to read about me not your clichéd love life!

Me: *Gasps* How dare you!

Rin: Everything dare me! Now shut that trap and let them continue! And if you really want them to read it then write your own fucking book!

Me: *Very calmly* Maybe I will. But know one thing darling. I am not in love with an idiot who's best friend CAN'T EVEN READ A FUCKING SENTENCE WITHOUT STUTTERING!!!

*Turns to readers*

Readers: *hold their breadths*

Me: *smiles* Please continue. 😊😊

Readers: *sigh*

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