servamp headcanons

servamp watching servamp ep 1

sakuya: shut up, filler.

belkia: i—

tsubaki: ssssshhhhhh *finds the show amusing enough*

tetsu: hugh, that's a car.

hugh: it looks like beetle. how does it move?

sakuya: powered by transylvanian blood, maybe.

kuro: mahiru, can i ask once again why you decided to hit me with a mop?

mahiru: it was the closest thing i could grab. and i was absolutely frightened by your presence infront of my tv!

misono: i bet you were questioning how an intruder got into your house.

belkia: oh yeah, what the fuck happened to the glass door i broke?

mahiru: ... oh. oh shit you did break it.

kuro: i was wondering why you didn't go back to check, mahiru.

licht: moms would usually go back to check.

hyde: like crantz.

crantz: excuse me? i am not your mother!

guil: esteemed, though.

tsubaki: since when were you here?!

guil: you are literally sitting on my back.

tsubaki: ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S CRAZY I THOUGHT YOU WERE A COUCH HAHAHAHAHA ok.

kuro: he's seriously creeping me out, damn.

belkia: lol that kid's blood tasted nasty, by the way.

mahiru: I'M STILL MAD AT YOU.

belkia: so am i! guess why. a, because you interrupted me, b, because you defeated me—

kuro: that was me.

belkia: it still hurts both my pride and my body.

sakuya: best magic show i've seen, filler.

tsubaki: sakuya. don't call him a filler.

belkia: right, right! tsubakyun sent me!

kuro: you did play your role greatly, though.

sakuya: yeah.

kuro: being a filler.

sakuya: *holds his hand up for a high five*

kuro: too lazy

mahiru: *smh*

mikuni: i agree, though. this guy was noisy as hell. *pointing to belkia*

hyde: trueee. and he sounds quite irritating lmao! makes me want to slice his vocal cords off.

licht: now you understand how i feel,  s h i t  r a t .

licht: emphasis on that.

hyde: what do you mean i'm annoying?!

licht: exactly what it is!

crantz: uhhhhhhh chill???

higan: yes, please. calm down, children.

tsubaki: HAHAHAHA HIGAN ACTING LIKE A DAD AHAHAHAHAHA you suck at it.

mikuni: naaah, he's doing good.

misono: so much for knowing how an actual dad acts like, mikuni.

mikuni: i told you to start calling me onii-chan!

jeje: disgusting.

everyone else: i second that.

lily: *laughing behind his sleeve*