Naruto One-Shot (Yaoi)

Wrong Delivery

It was an ordinary morning in the Village Hidden in the Leaves and so Kiba Inuzuka, a Chuunin of the village who had no assigned missions, woke up early in order to have some training along with his large, white Ninja Dog Akamaru. He was already set to go and was about to leave the Inuzuka compound when he noticed that the flag on their mailbox was raised up, indicating mail. Curious as to what it was, he checked it and saw a small rectangular box inside.

It was a package of some sort and it made him wonder why the delivery man didn’t come at the door to deliver it personally and have the paper to indicate that it was received be signed. The package wasn’t wrapped in the delivery company paper but rather it was just a plain brown box sealed with grey packaging tape. Flipping the box over, he saw something that surprised him.

For Naruto Uzumaki

Seeing his friend’s name in the package, he immediately knew that it was a wrong delivery and thought about how stupid the delivery man who shoved it in his mailbox was. There wasn’t any logo to tell which company did the delivery and so he sighed to himself and decided that he would just be the one to give it to the blond. His apartment was on the way to the training grounds anyway.

But still the lack of any information about the delivery company on the box made him even more curious. Maybe it was some sort of prank or maybe the package was something supposed to be delivered in secrecy. But why the heck was it in his house? Naruto’s apartment was like 5 blocks away.

Kiba shook the box and felt little movement inside and it made only a little sound.

‘Maybe the object inside is in another box.’ the Inuzuka thought. ‘I wonder what it is.’

And so his curiosity peaked. His mind didn’t even battle as to whether or not to open the box and see what’s inside. He immediately went back inside the house and locked the door, forgetting that Akamaru was still outside.

‘Let’s see. I think I have the same packaging tape in one of our cabinets. Even if I peel this off I can easily replace it and Naruto won’t even know that it’s been opened.’

He went to the cabinet and smiled as he saw that he indeed have a similar tape. Without wasting time that was supposed to be for training, he peeled off the tape on the package and then opened it. He was proven correct when he saw that there was another box inside but then his eyes widened when he saw the image that was on the box that he took out.

“Are you kidding me? A di… di…dildo?” he said out loud, struggling to say the word that signified the object inside the box. There was no denying what was inside because not only the word ‘dildo’ was written in large print but also a picture of the object itself, in pink, was in front of the box and just under it was the length of the said thing, written in bold which was 9 inches. He felt himself blushing at the sight.

‘Is this really for Naruto? Did he order this? Or maybe someone gave this to him? Is it a prank? Is he gonna give this to someone? But wait, if this is for him then does that mean Naruto’s… gay?’

All of those questions bombarded Kiba’s mind and he wanted to know the answers to all of them. He glanced again at the box and soon enough his mind conjured up a picture of Naruto naked on all fours and pushing the pink sinful thing in and out his hole.

‘Ahh, stop thinking about that!’ Kiba yelled at himself in his thoughts.

‘I have to give this back to Naruto and not fantasize about him using it. And maybe I can see from his reactions whether this is really his or not?’

He immediately placed the box inside the package and replaced the tape on it, successfully making look as if it hasn’t been opened yet. He made his way out of the house and saw Akamaru standing there in wait for him.