"Step on it butthead" "I'm on it Bitchass"

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"What in the world are you doing here?" Ari crossed her arms, giving him a death stare.

"Pssh dont you ask me that question way too often?"

"Since I ask you that often you should know that you're not in the right place"

"Why, just cause I make a lot of money being a CIA agent I can't be cruising on the rode?"

"Look at you flexing your money, do it elsewhere okay? Maybe in front of some bitches"

"I am"

He clicked his tongue and swept it across his top lip and winked.

Ari just stood there feeling very attacked. (oh yes I did) 

 (oh yes I did) 

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That wink...looks oddly familiar...

Jan ran up to jungkook's rolled down window as she covered her head from the rain with her hand.

"HI! Long time no see, Captain- um- Agent Kook!" Jungkook saluted back in greeting.

"Can we please have a ride?" Asta shouted from under the alcove of the restaurant that they got kicked out of, trying to shield herself from the rain.

"No! No one is getting a ride we'll take Siri's car" Ari shouted.

"I didn't bring my car," Siri said innocently.

"We'll take the bus or the train, right Jan?" Ari looked over at her trust worthy google navigator.

"I ran out of data," Jan said scrolling through Instagram while standing next to Asta under the alcove.

Ari looked like she was about to choke someone.

"FINE WE"LL WALK!" Ari glanced at Tia, the OG human GPS. Tia pointed at her heels and shook her head.

"You can call an uber and wait half an hour in the rain or get in my car. You choose." Jungkook said getting ready to put his hand on the wheel.

"I would rather wait than get in your ca-" Ari started, but was cut off when Jan pushed her to a side and opened the passenger seat.

"You do you bitch, we need a ride" following after Jan went in Asta, Tia, and Siri, leaving Ari standing out by herself in the rain.

"UUUUUURRRRRRGHHGHGGHHG"

Soon enough Ari found herself sitting shotgun next to the last person on earth she wanted to be with.

Jungkook had his left hand on the wheel and drove fast but smoothly. Once in a while, he will tilt his head, exposing his sharp jaw and veins on his neck. The most annoying is the tongue thing he does without realizing. Ari shook her head and scowled.

"Fuck boy try hard" she mumbled to herself.

Asta reach over from the back and turned on the radio full blast. Music filled the whole car as the girls in the back started jamming and singing along. Jan begged Jungkook to stop by the street store so she could get soju. Soon enough Ari's dignity and reputation were all going down the drain. She covered her face with her hand as Siri sang out of tune at the top of her lungs. A soju bottle half empty in her hands. Jan sat up backwards and started twerking to the rhythm of the music as Asta made it rain with twenty-dollar bills.

"OOOOOOKKKUUURRRTTT HEHEHEHEHE"

Tia was drop-dead asleep as drool ran down her chin and neck, her glasses were positioned in a way that it covered most of her face except her eyes.

Jungkook tried to hide his smile as Ari slowly went down in her seat in embarrassment.

"YOU CANT STOP ME LOVING MYSELF-"

Ari turned off the music turned around in her seat to yelled at the girls. She had just enough of it.

"SHUT! THE FUCK UP!"

The whole car went silent.

They rode like that for awhile. The four girls sitting obediently in the back, but still clearly drunk as Ari shot them heated looks through the rear view mirror.

The silence didn't last long until all four were sleeping and quietly snoring on one another.

"Your friends are quite the something," Jungkook chuckled switching from left hand to right on the steering wheel.

"Don't even start," Ari snapped, then proceeded to plot how she would murder the four kindergartners she calls friends. 

"Alright then let me get to the point," Jungkook said in his serious tone.

"The reason I came to fetch you was because of the operation yesterday. Boss didn't accept my report. So you have to write a report yourself."

" I-" Ari opened her mouth to speak.

When her phone rang, caller ID read DocJinie. She picked up the call.

"Hello-"

"Bitch have you forgotten about Taehyung's birthday party?? We still got shit to prepare!"

"Oh lord" Thats right she totally forgot about the surprise party they were throwing.

Just then Jungkook's walkie talkie rang out.

"Come in Agent JK, we have an emergency situation at our base, please report ASAP. I repeat an emergency situation at base, report immediatly."

Jungkook and Ari exchanged serious looks.

"Jin-ah where are you?" Ari asked still on call.

"I'm in front of my hospital, I just got off work..why-"

"We're gonna borrow your car. Stay right there."

"Wait what-"

Ari ended the call

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Ari ended the call.

"Step on it butthead"

"I'm on it Bitchass" 

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